You're So Static

[Verse 1] I've a constant ache in the morning light It's on account of the night before Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar Took a fancy to the watch I wore But I can still remember how she laughed at me As I spun around and hit the bed She said thank you honey, forget about the money This pretty watch'll do instead [Chorus] City living woman, you're so static Matching your men with a hook and eye If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie [Verse 2] Said you're so static, baby I've had it Rolling in a yellow cab Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad It's a show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got I can show you a real good time She's a friend indeed of a friend in need But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying [Chorus]