Look Ma No Hands

[Verse 1] I'll take a rainy day To make a champagne shower Poach some horn and tusk To build an ivory tower Been to Philadelphia The day it was closed I walked to New Orleans Down a Louisiana road [Chorus 1] The skeletons they hung from the bushes and the trees But not a skull among 'em said boo to me In a time of wine and cheap cigars I'm on top of the world Top of the world Ma [Chorus 2] Look Ma no hands Look Ma ain't life grand I'm a super power, I'm a handy man Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be Everything you wanted Ma Ain't you proud of me [Verse 2] It takes a silver tongue To have the Midas touch Not your alchemist Making gold from rust Been down in Roswell When the Martians came I sailed to Mandeville Across Lake Pontchartrain [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Outro] Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be Everything you wanted Ma Aren't you proud of me