The New Shampoo

The secret ingredient in the new shampoo It's good enough for me and it's good enough for you You've done Head & Shoulders and you've done Selsun Blue Now start washing your hair with the new shampoo I see the pictures of young men just like me Washing their hair, being everything I want to be I get excited seeing young men just like me Becoming clean Sucking out the juice of the new shampoo Now there's nothing left for me and there's nothing left for you They had to do something now there's nothing left to do It's the remarkable science of the new shampoo I see the men in the locker rooms with me Rinsing and toweling with such urgency I see the men showering next to me I'm becoming a queen [Bridge] x4 (We've, we've come a long way We we've, come a long way) Running out of supplies of the new shampoo They riding in Shanghai and in Kalamazoo So come over give the Devil his due Cause he's the inventor of the new shampoo Give me a mirror so I can finally see Me becoming who I want to be Now my hair is making a mockery Of me