Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom

Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you Our teeth will tear your flesh apart The will of death and destruction is on display Like a precious work of art I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean." Our operators are standing by To provide you with excellent service The mother-tongue makes you you want to die And also understandably nervous I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said the whole thing stinks He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks." So Doom and gloom and doom and gloom Hounds of hell are howling at the moon And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb And the eternal scent of time will run the course Just like a headless horse without a horse And I don't care what any of this means When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks I don't need your gravity So, go ahead and slap your big X on me [sax solo] Our corporate masters made profits From the re-usable nightmare The action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair He said it's getting a little bit stuffy in here now don't you think But never fear, the weekend's here, you can dive into your drink for more Doom and doom and doom and gloom Judgment day is truly coming soon All the boys and girls stay in their room Even though their story is about you This story surely will be told without you And the scent of time will run the course Just like a headless horse without a horse