Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man

Takes a wad of dough and he plops it on the table Makes it flat and round and pours in a ladle of tomato sauce Spreads it, red, thick, and sweet Takes a big fistful of mozzarella cheese Spreads it around with anchovies Green peppers and onions and mushrooms and little ground beef Then he puts it on the shelf, and then shoves it in the oven With tender lovin' care And he dances around while our tongues hang out And the smell of heaven fills the air Tullahoma dancing pizza man Make me the juiciest pizza in the land Hey, I'm no penny pincher Give me that big sixteen-incher Whoa-oh, make it to go Tullahoma dancing pizza man Tullahoma dancing pizza man Well, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hour And out of the oven, like a giant sunflower It came all ready and steamin' with boilin' cheese Well, he took his round knife and he cut it up in slices Put it in a box, looked at me and said the price is $3.99, I gave him a five, I got $1.01 change And I was tempted to eat it on the front seat It smelled so good I could hardly drive So now, excuse me, please, but I gotta have a piece Of that scrumptious pizza pie Tullahoma dancing pizza man Make me the juiciest pizza in the land Hey, I'm no penny pincher Give me that big sixteen-incher Whoa-oh, make it to go Tullahoma dancing pizza man Tullahoma dancing pizza man Tullahoma dancing pizza man Tullahoma dancing pizza man Tullahoma dancing pizza man