Feel Like a Nut

Boy oh boy am I horny Hey yo T, you're ready to swing off into this? (Ready, dog) Aight man, let's kick it [Hook] Sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I don't Yo Bu-du-du-du Sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I don't [Verse 1: Ed O.G.] Now there were times when girls ignored me I was feelin very horny I wanted to flex I was in the mood for sex I couldn't get it If she was a ball, she still wouldn't let me hit it I couldn't understand why this girl wasn't with it Yo, but now I'm makin records and it's easy to get skeezed Cause girls be handin it out like government cheese Now I'm gettin it and I don't mean to pick with it But tell you the truth, fellas, I'm gettin kinda sick of it Everyday out and in, in and out Every girl makes the same noise - "Ah," "Ooh" and "Ouch" T-Nyne said (I got two, you're ready to strike it?) I'm really not in the mood, T, I just don't feel like it Cause [Hook] [Verse 2: Ed O.G.] I had a dream I lost all my girls and couldn't re-up Jimmy couldn't sleep, so he woke me up He was standin straight up, lookin down on me And said you know what time it is, and then it dawned on me I was horny and it was drivin me crazy Jimmy said it's about that time for love, baby And I was with it So I called up a freak, so I can get freaky She said, "My parents are home," I said, "Just sneak me Through the window cause this is somethin I gotta have" Said said, "Okay, come over," - "Cool, I'm catchin a cab" So then I got there and then I snuck in Creepin and duckin and pressin my luck in All sorts of ways cause she was a new recruiter Wasn't a traditional mission for me to knock some boots Finally at last time to step on the gas, see Of course I filled her up, cause she was on E Sayin all sorts of things, I couldn't understand what Just one of those days I felt like a nut Cause [Hook] [Verse 3: Ed O.G.] Now a girl might say I'm sweatin her cause she's a cutie I give a freak a thousand chances to get the booty And then when I get there to ignite it up Hey yo, jimmy's prepared and ready to light it up And then things won't be the way they used to be I won't be callin her, she'll be callin me Sayin, "Hi, hello, what's up and how you doin, E?" Call me back, freak, cause you're annoyin me Down my name to your friends you wouldn't bone me You gave me a piece and now you think that you owe me? Come on, step off/ get lost Tell your friends you rode me like a race horse I bet you won't tell 'em that, in fact Freak, don't even call me back She said, "If that's the way you want it, punk, I won't" I said, "Ehm, sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I don't" Let's swing it [Hook] Yeah I wanna send a super shout-out to Da Bulldogs who's in the house I got my man T-Nyne in the place to be feelin like a nut You know what I'm sayin? I got my man Smooth Ice Gee You know he in the house feelin like a nut DJ Chance feelin like a nut Teddy Ted and Special K, you know they feelin like nuts My DJ, DJ Cruz, of course he's feelin like a nut My cousin Slim Dog's feelin like a nut Bulletproof Brett Money 1 K. Diamond DJ Doc and Bizz-e Ramos, you know they most definitely feelin like nuts You know what I'm sayin? And my cousin Shawn Booker out there at Howard University Of course he's feelin like a nut Knowmsayin? And we outta here 3 strikes and we out Peace