W.W.L.D.D.

[Larry David Skit 1] H-h-Hilter would go to a magic club He’d talk to the magician: “Eh, zat vuz a vunderful show. Uh…Vhere’s the rabbit” Ah…I’m sorry, mein fuhrer. They’re tricks, I’m not allowed to… “VARE IS THE RABBIT!” [Verse 1] I wanna talk about something relevant but when I do I feel like a mouse with an elephant inside the room My luck: the beat’s not treated like a drive-up Gonna die, fuck tellin’ him to pull through I wanna touch base regarding the fuck face mens who Only speak about what they been through With a mental set of mind that you’ll never find In a clever rhyme that ain’t rehearsed ahead of time Genocide every negative vibe that ever arrives Instead you just find a spot for it to hide: Anne Frank Steady devise a plot for my domination Lost all my concentration…I can’t think No matter how much I hit my temple. Instrumentals Git dismembered until all that’s left is the Damn Bass Shit’s a rental: don’t worry where the car is from OR where I’m parkin’, son……Hand Shake [Larry David Skit 2] We all have good thoughts and bad thoughts We just don’t say the bad thoughts But the bad thoughts are funny! [Verse 2] You’re kinda slow so I know you ain’t over-stand Must be new to this: Overweight homeless man Throw some cake and hope it lands in more than grateful open hands And not the pockets of guy who said he Wants a Buck Might as well invest in a Hybrid Monster Truck Check my bank balance with my eye lids often shut Why kids coppin’ stuff and brag till it’s stolen Tryina max out they fuckin’ swag till it’s broken And get mad no one told him that the fad slowly foldin’ Chrome lock on the box of Pandora now open Hopin’ someone rescues the game from the state its in Maybe just complain’ and then we’ll seem braver then Why not save it, men? Gossip in the fox holes Legend mentions talk bout the prophet it is not so Impossible to not know…why? He’s got two thumbs and made the beat: This guy [Interlude] Ya know I just can’t figure it out… Whenever I’m holding the door for someone Instead of thanking me or simply ignoring me They choose to lightly push the door as I am holding it As if to say……”I recognize your generous deed, but if I open the door THAT MUCH wider, I’m not obligated to thank you. Since after all, I did have to do SOMETHING” [Outro] In a world as Frustratin’ as this Reality is slippery and hard to Grasp it Grab a magic 8-ball and then ask-it What is the meanin’ of life?.... In a world as insecure as this Happiness is slippery and hard to Grasp it Grab a magic 8-ball and then ask-it What would Larry David do….?