Jimmy Recard

Let's take it back to 1982 just quickly I came into this world and my mum thought 'I'ma name this little boy Paul' Plain old, boring old Paul And I always thought if I had a different name, would my life be different? Like [Verse 1] Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard Evolve from the joker, become king of the cards King of the castle, king of the bar stool Liked by all, nobody thinks he's an arsehole Pass the parcel to Jimmy Everybody pass quicker than getting offered a glass of Kilkenny If anything Jimmy's the man of the millennium No two men could even better him, not even Lenny and Carl I put a penny in the jar Cause I swear he's rare as seeing henny in yah mini bar Face for the cinema like Andy Garcia But compared to Jimmy Andy's so last year Brassieres thrown at his feet Lady's love him cause he gotta little dimple in his cheek Blahhhh, making me sick to my stomach And there's nothing you can do, you gotta love him cause he's [Hook] J.R, Jimmy Recard Raise yah glass for the king of the bar it's J.R, Jimmy Recard Women swinging their arse, ladies swinging their bra for J.R, Jimmy Recard All my people singing hurrah hurrah for J.R Come and get down with J.R [Verse 2] He was always in the right place at the right time Had a life line wiser than 95 percent of the sci-fi Followers, had his collar popped down like they should be Living off laughter like Llano and Woodley And it could be cause he had the world in his palm Every week a different girl on his arm His mum a doctor, dad a rock star Concoct a little something, nine months they popped out a [Hook] [Scratches] [Verse 3] It's like everything he touches turns to gold, it's amazing Destiny on his side like Jay Z pushing up daisies A breath of fresh air, the best there is Like getting in the electric chair and live Untouchable, he never perish Reason what luck was for, he was the fairest of them all Of them all like mirror mirror on the wall Like Wirra Punda on the ball Mum comes up with Paul when there's names like Jimmy Any plan or gimmick, every man will mimic Jimmy Opening more doors than a Jimmy That's why he's always fucking swimming in his winnings The name's ringing in your ears man isn't it Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors He was oblivious to sunshine/day night Would my luck change if I was given a name like [Hook]