Drink Drank Drunk

*Yawn* Ah my head How did I get home last night? Ohhhh Oh shit, where's my wallet and my keys? Oh not again [Verse 1] It's got to be the first drip as it hits my tongue I'm still young but I need more than of sip of rum To run a muck, the dumb shit done when I'm boozy Abuse loosely, never enough to amuse me Like Bruce Lee, one-inch punch is so topical Rockin unstoppable, beer goggles never optional Optical illusion, optimum with every word Off the top of the dome, can't remember my verse And it gets worse, downhill with every swig Seems that when I step I gotta get jiggy-jig Dig my hole deeper, sleep a whole knockout Bet I'll never learn my lesson like a High School dropout Gotta rock out every weekend, two hour sleep and Exposing your fakes like Pamela going streaking Reap in the benefits, a hole in the pocket Want to take it all back but there's no sign of the docket Can't stop her, better lock your doors when you see me I do much of drinking nothin, save blow your TV Or DVDs, no one can read me my rights Flee the scene looking flash on your brand new bike And the night's still young, run through your servo Leave with pockets filled with porn, but do I look concerned? No Turbo word flow, got to show me the party bruz "You in no crew?" Nah it's got to be all of us [Hook] Drink, drank, drunk - the room starts to spin Lookin like a ghost with see-through skin Drink, drank, drunk - gettin outta hand On top of the world thinkin I'm the man Drinkin drank till my legs don't work Over a hundred ladies done said that I was a jerk Drinkin drank, I'm hittin the bottle hard Wakin up in the morning, no cash, no cars [Verse 2] Out of control, rollin with War or the big guest Totally fuckin loaded, could never pass a piss test A big mess made in a matter of seconds Shootin off my mouth, truth is I'm aimin for the weapon As I'm with the motions, the potion makin me lovesick Lookin through my phone for any lady to hook up with {*Phone rings twice*} {Hello?} You up miss? Nah you now they never are So what is it you're wearin girl? That lazy little leather bra? Lets get it together girl, lovin makes a better world Send you a sin for nether girl and give you a set of pearls {Set of what?} I said a lot of stuff I can't remember Can't pretend ta even know your name but don't wanna offend ya Hey big spender, what you mean you've been misled? Got money of a muso and a habit of a pisshead My lips red raw, my eyes are so bloodshot Keep drinkin by the truck lock, could end up in a mugshot [Hook] [Verse 3] There's more to me than just being drunk and disorderly I ought to be in bed, normally never order water instead Of an alcoholic beverage, giving you the confidence To walk up to the hottest girl and give her a complement {What up girl?} The mood swings, just got time to duck The honeymoon seems to be over and I'm running out of luck Some of the dead shed the red blood of a Scottish man Have Fozzy like Kelly Osbourne so I demolish cans of liquor Sick of ricocheting off every person Sick of them trynna find me cause they reckon I disturbed em Peewee Herman verse the whole Hogan Hero One push, I fly furtherer than Rio de Janeiro Here we go again, another drunken scenario Night on the town, head spinnin like a merry-go- Round everywhere I go, bound to get messy And I'm never gonna stop until the cops come and arrest me [Bridge] No bottles on top of the wall now Can't see in front of me, I'm bout to fall down Watch out, watch out, I gotta get home Better keep clear when Drapht's on the road No bottles on top of the wall now Can't see in front of me, I'm bout to fall down Watch out, watch out, you better keep clear Cause I'm way too drunk to steer [Hook]