Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom (x4) My first drink I will sink quicker than the titanic Got them titanium livers and no time management Goodbye damaging the bar Smash quicker than Islamic Vatican preaching in the raft Spot the flame on the shot of the shop Quicker than giving the wrong James a rock Veins are popping out of my neck, ain't out of it yet Now wouldn't having a dog, not from the pound or the vet From the bottle I like I dream a genie Seen me leaning over your bar for your bottle of Beam I shout, "Truce, vamoose and 1 2 3." Take more out of booze than it's taking out of me (Hello you old bastard, what are you drinking?) Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom) Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom) Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king Whiskeys on the rocks like (boom boom boom) Three Sambuca shoots like (boom boom boom) More memory loss like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king My girl's like, "You were acting like a bastard last night Swinging a bar stool in a barf-like bar fight" "Heart like hope when you're giving me the jizz Cos my heart's like "go" but my action's like "oohh"" When I sink booze, gotta start thinking Always do sober what you said you'd do drinking Just another link in the chain, lose control Hit the wall like a little ink in my name But nothing change, I drink till I'm demented Nine shots at a time like Fifty Cent did An expensive habit, drinking the bar out When I pass out underneath the bar's draught spout I've got a jarred mouth, said the lager's down Quicker than fucking Paris Smoother than Peter Garrett's head I can't calm down, if my crew come round With a carton of Crown, we'll drink till it's dead Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom) Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom) Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king Whiskeys on the rocks like (boom boom boom) Three Sambuca shoots like (boom boom boom) More memory loss like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king Life is a waste of time and some say Time is a waste of life And if if you get wasted all the time Then you might just have the time of your life Check it out Get wasted all the time D-rapht get wasted all the time Trigger trials get wasted all the time Obese get wasted all the time (Check) Picking up where we left at the liquor Hot spots on my face like an Obey sticker Hiccough like my shivers Stiffer than rigamortis The bar's like tip up that bottle when ya pour it Full as a chorus (boom boom boom) Like cops on your door it's (boom boom boom) (Ha!) My girl's like "Paul don't get wrecked, cos when you piss you hit the bed Passing out before sex." The Four X Gold, four bets cold Colder than the cold who stole the T-Rex soul I'm sorry for whatever whether the fucking better Better in the summer, man, but whatever the weather, we moving Move like a high school shooting Get more booze in, class Sebastian's music (ohh) More booze than the Brokeback movie (ohh) The next round's for my crew (Yep) Let me have Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom) Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom) Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king Whiskeys on the rocks like (boom boom boom) Three Sambuca shoots like (boom boom boom) More memory loss like (boom boom boom) I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king