Wish I Made That

Hey yo I'm two years in it Still ain't got a hit And I'm looking for an anthem To prove that I'm legit And maybe I should rap about Yoda Hold up maybe I'll just rap about soda Rap about Hulk How I smash nerd rap obstacles And crazy drug benders where I end up in the hospital I'll rap about stuff like King Kong Or hide a sick track where I talk about ping pong Hot topic and how I won't shop there A huge corporation that isn't punk rock Maybe I'll embrace my old school dork And write a song about the dark in a game named Zork And maybe later I'll just rap about Bossk Or the link but I'll spit it on dubstep FPSs and how I can't be killed Invite Felicia to join my guild Boom Head shot I wish I would a made that Omega nerd Man I wish I would a made that I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred yet Goth Girls I wish I would a made that The Rappist I wish I would a made that I wish I would of stated that I never want to grow up Cause then only then will my music start to blow up And yo I'm thinking about writing a song in leet speak Or rocking the kotatsu just to see that I'm a geek Maybe just rap on some Megaman beats And give love to the shorties and how I love sweets Bubblegum Candy How about Mandy And maybe I should rap on how the girls can't stand me Fly spaceships and browncoat pilots Cause I am ah I am ah I am a pirate Speak on haterism dis go on my vox Rap in caps lock and look like Guy Fawkes Rap behind my eyes and trying for the river So I'm a level up with my sword and quiver Stardate one captains log And yo I'd love to write a song called I Hate Your Blog Adapt the style that's punctuated when I spit it And write a song about an evil little virtuoso kid Jet packs ice cream Zelda pipe dream Sonic light beams Gym class light stream Write a song about jocks and how I get payback Nerds rise up man I wish I would a made that Boom Head shot I wish I would a made that Omega nerd Man I wish I would a made that I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred yet Goth Girls I wish I would a made that The Rappist I wish I would a made that I wish I would of stated that I never want to grow up Cause then only then will my music start to blow up