Sick Day

[Intro] Woo, it's me Dr. Awkward. Welcome Back! Haha! Now this song right here is about all those people working way too hard, Just need to shut it down and take a sick day [Verse 1] Another Monday? Really that came so fast Back to school where they treat me like trash And Jeremy will prolly break my brand new frames And the girl of my dreams she don’t even know my name The truth is I'd rather not You know what mom? I feel a little bit hot And last night I had a horrible cough And if you send me off to school I'll end up worse off I think I've got that terrible bug And look, it's a day long marathon of Doug And it's looking like I just might vomit If I find my appetite than I'll just make Ramen Imma lay here pretend that Imma rest But soon as you go to work Imma play some Everquest Imma chill out and let life slip away Cause today I need a sick day [Hook] (x2) I need some time off I need to get away I need a, I need a Sick Day [Verse 2] It's only Wednesday? Really Wednesday? Man this whole damn week has hella been played Missed my midterm in psychobiology Professors all pissed off demanding an apology Giving me a lecture how he's losing his patience Blah blah scholarship, blah probation Not in the mood to go and hit a classroom I'd rather lay out at the beach and have a Blue Moon And maybe talk to some lady friends, maybe then Play Madden in Mile High Stadium Get someone to set up the Ad Hoc Cause lately I've been hella feening for Black Ops Tell the professor that I'm contagious by contact But we gonna stay home and prolly work on my contracts And chill out and let life slip away Cause today I need a sick day [Hook] [Verse 13] Yay it's Friday! Budget meeting Friday I can't wait for the traffic on the highway And when I get in the boss will yap about synergy To tell you the truth today I don’t have the energy I'm bout to call out I say you do to Shit, I'll tell the boss I have the avian flu We got paid yesterday, I say we take a trip To CES in Vegas, let's play and hit the strip End of the week, work simply put SUXORZ So let's get hammered and go gamble at the Luxor Hit the show and check the brand new gadgets Then back to the bar for some more bad habits Post on Facebook I'm still feeling sick While I slip the early morning waitress a tip And then sleep in and let life slip away Cause today I need a sick day [Hook]