The Show

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen The most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed Appearing live, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew (Oh my God!) [Doug & Rick] Excuse me Doug E Fresh Yes? Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic With one minute rhymes that don't come out right They bite, they never write, that's not polite Am I lying? No, you're quite right Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear We swear, the best darn rappers of the year So, so, cheerio, yell, scream bravo Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show [Doug & Rick] A-yo Doug What? Put your Ballys on Yo Rick, I was about to but I need to shoot home Why? Because these shoes always hurt my toe Six minutes... Six minutes... Six minutes Doug E Fresh you're on Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on Uh uh on (Is it real?) [Doug & Rick] Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) Yo, where's Will and Barr? Well I don't know they're late Told 'em the time, oh I forgot the date Man, you did it again, oh no Yo, here we go, come on, here we go, come on Here we go, did you miss the show No, no, no-no-no no we didn't No no-no-no no-no-no no we didn't No we didn't, well don't get us wrong Excuse me Doug E... Excuse me Doug E... Excuse me Doug E Fresh you're on Uh uh on [Doug E Fresh] Well it started off on 8th Avenue When I made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew It was me, my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B And my right hand man Ricky D I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things And for example, here's a telephone ring {Ring, ring} Hello, is Doug E Fresh in? No, he's not in right now {click} But anyway, no more delay Just check out the new style I display Now you got to be (fresh) To rock with (fresh) And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E (fresh) And I'm known for the... {Doug E Fresh beatbox} Not for the... {Fat Boys beatbox} The human beat box or the entertainer No other title can fit me plainer In a passing generation, I am a remainer And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer Cashing checks, make sound effects And after I finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next (You know it) Slick Rick! [Slick Rick] Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard Doug, I was going downtown (word, Rick?) Word! (Sure) all alone, no one to be with Stepped on the D-Train at 205th I saw a pretty girl (so?) so I sat beside her Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger I said hold on, there's been a mistake Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes (Oh, golly wolly) Cause she was raising hell She said, um, my name is Maggie but call me Michelle Michelle, my belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble Slick Rick and 'em rock the house you know I'm saying And when I'm on the mic there won't be no delaying Bust a move, we show and prove A-yo Doug, do that record Jam On The Groove [Outro: Doug E Fresh] As you can see, most definitely, we are (fresh) Chill Will (fresh) Barry B (fresh) Ricky D (fresh) And I am the original human beat box, the entertainer, Doug E (fresh)