Crazy 'Bout Cars

(chorus) I always been Crazy 'bout cars From Jettas to Jaguars BM's are cool But Mercedes rule I always been Crazy 'bout cars Drivin' down the street and I can't stop And it's gettin' kinda hot so I might take off the drop top And see the pretty girls as they walk by (honk honk) Yo baby you want to go for a ride K.K. ("Yo Doug,her come the cops!!") So I have nuthin' to hide Besides I'm looking for a bride Let's go!! Mercedes for the ladies,BM's are cool But Mazerati and Porsches are the things that rule If you were raised in New York by now you know That walking down the street is like going to a car show Diamond in the back,sun roof top Chillin' in the scene with the gangster lean oo,oo,oo K.K. ("Yo Doug,the cops is tailin' us") They better stop or pretty soon they'll be mailin' us An apology note,we don't work on the street They better go ride behind a Suzuki cheap Jeep (But,but) But what?Go to sleep! I'm waitin' at the light so I can go Homeboy in another car yelled out "Yo!" Chill Will:("What up Ha,what you doin' today?") Yo,why you drivin' that Hyundai? Chill Will:("Oh,I'm coolin' today") Well I'll see you later on tonight Chill Will:("Okay") K.K.:("Hey yo Doug,the light is green") Thanks,but anyway..... (chorus) White sweater,blue Jetta or Saab nine thou Turrrrbo,how you like me now? Howya,howya,hawyah like me now Howya,hawya,hawya,hawya like me now Phil Rizzuto say's "Holy Cow" How yah like me now? Now bus it..... I'm drivin' in my real fly transportation Pushin' eighty-five to my destination Me and my girl and I'm on the lean With my Saab stick shift in between Pushin' it,huggin' the road so tight 'Til hear a siren and a real bright light Didn't pay no attention with the cruise control Until I heard a deep voice say Chill Will:("Highway patrol") So I pulled to the side and I started to laugh Cause I think they wanted my autograph Ha,ha,ha,ha,but anyway They got their car started over to mine Registration,insurance I could not find He had a smile on his face like your "ass" is mine Chill Will:("Boy,your ass is mine!!") So he got out of his car and approach my window Waitin' for me to like give him the info I reached over,gave my girlie a kiss Put the gears in three and I did like this VVVAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I was doin' 120 my girl started to remind me Cool and calm they was right behind me My girl say Dawn:("Doug E.,don't press your luck!!") I said lucky for me that I don't drive drunk! I was coolin' (and by the way) I was rullin',know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-sayin' So movin' right along to the end of the story Cops were on my tail and really started to bore me I adjusted my mirror to see much clearer Cops were gettin' nearer So I had to prepare her Fasten your seat belt one more exit to go Then I pushed the Red Button on the Saab Turbo We was outta there as the wind blew her hair Her lips and legs showed alot of potential The rest of the story is confidential Know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-sayin',ay-yo (chorus)