Gangsta Rap For Kids

(Intro) Yeah! This goes out to all them kids that want that gangsta shit Ha, And I ain't talking bout that Kids Bop I'm talking about that hip hop, swag Know what I'm saying? Yeah Swag (Verse One) Motherfucker, its nap time I put your ass to sleep like a nursery Where the fuck is the teacher at She ain't even on time I'm sipping on my juice box and drawing out the damn line Tooth fairy came, gave me the racks That's two whole dollars, what the fuck you think of that Bitches came in the class Principal, kiss my ass You got the money, I got the stuff Now throw the candy in a bag, swag I'm killing ya'll, in kickball Going on you hoes, I'm getting so tall Better trade me your brownie for my broccoli Or else I'ma slap you in the face and make you look real ugly I'm so cool sitting on the top bleacher Follow me motherfucker, I'm the line leader Better bring snacks to class Call me Scooby Fuck a book, I'ma just watch a movie Yeah! (Outro) That's how we do man (Swag school!) It's crazy out here! We don't play no more Its grade five Not grade four Peace!