Unanymous vs Charron (Round One)

[Unanymous] Now this situation's gone from bad to worse 'Cos it wasn't even my original fixture to clash this nerd But when I pulled out on my last opponent, respectfully 'Cos I didn't think the clash would work Well that must have scratched a nerve 'Cos the motherfucker started tweeting like an Angry Bird Fuck the subliminal shit, you're a faggot First And if your dream in life is for me to write you a battle verse Maybe you should consider trying to win your battle with facial cancer first You're softer than baby puke and whale semen I ain't here to play with you I came to nuke the stage this evening Throw grenades at you and raise the ceiling And tell you fuck your baby-face, I hate your youthful facial features If he wants to act like a child then he can play hide-and-seek with sniper beams What's that? Age-reducing laser treatment Let me talk to him This ain't none of that important shit This is more that let's get really fucking ignorant sort of thing, like Fuck his fam for supporting him Fuck his fans for endorsing him Fuck the term battle rap 'cos I'm bored of it I prefer multisyllabic contortionists I stay eating candy (w)rappers that's why my abdomen's fat as a walrus' But I'd rather that than a face full of acne scabs as bad as TheSaurus' Somebody should have had the decency to contact and inform the bitch Hollohan shot his porno with If he didn't want me to kill him he'd have stayed back at the orphanage Where every other failed attemat at a Roman Catholic abortion is Maybe he'll understand this is war When I'm outside a Detroit Pistons game With missiles aimed at Canada's borders Dropping them at his co-ordinates, planning your torture I'll expose the fact that you're fraudulent Your grip, might think you can flip like acrobatic performances But once you remove them arms like a weapons heist you'll see that he's unable to capture the audience I ripped out my brain and replaced it with some weaponry I ripped the little bits out this little bitch's frame, like I gave him a caesarian Some people say we're the same but just more aggressive But there's no way that he could better me So make sure that's embedded in your brain because it's definite You ain't gaining any leverage Here, your status and reputation is irrelevant I mean in Canada you're great But they can't stand you in the states like you're a terrorist Which is ironic 'Cos King of the Dot's been soft Since Dizaster slayed your fucking president He sold your country so much hate that it was prejudice And still you didn't portray him as a nemesis Instead you gave him inspiration And gave in to his invasion of your territory As he went on to strip your top names off all your medals And become a native of your settlement And I said it was a shame to your Canadian inheritence But you're basically the same 'cos as long as you're in the UK you're an American I don't want to hear a crock of that bullshit About how just because you're Canadian you cock it and pull it If I hear it slide out the side of your neck, you're depositing bullets I'll decapitate this motherfucker and dump his body in Woolwich [Charron] You, haven't freestyled in years, it's pretty awful friend Why are you talking about decapitations when you've never come off the head? Right now, you're screaming in my face like I'm scared to meet someone that's grimy You think I'm scared of Unanymous? I have his twin brother behind me I'm a monstrosity, you know the policy Rely on delivery 'cos I write bars of mediocrity You stretch so much constantly I should beat this cloned wannabe Til he appreciates the meaning of 'quality over quantity' If this guy's a monstrosity, I'll have him lying unconsciously No asylum is stopping me Til the monster inside of him's dying like a Shutter Island labotomy Stop saying monstrosity You rap it at ultra speed, slow it down Stop and breathe, or die from Russian punches like Apollo Creed You ain't a monstrosity You're the least funny rapper i n Don't Flop so you're hating on comedy The scheme's played as a novelty You expect a reaction because you're saying it constantly Don't think it 'cos it's old but this ain't Palaeontology Chalk 'em out when I'm starting a lesson You're writing the same line over and over like Bart in detention Anyone can claim they're sparking a weapon Blew off the top as I carry that mag like Marge when she's pregnant Fuck you and your Cartman impression Act your heart with agression It's like you're on a hunger strike the way you're starved for attention Make you forget who you are for a second Like the second when Parkinson's sets in, the credits run Turn the tables with the smartest intention then ending's done Starting the engine, you're level one Like Leonardo's perception of the car in Inception I just turned your dream world to the darkest dimension Oh did I mentioned you wouldn't put up a great fight Oh, you think it's getting re-scheduled like Dialect and Daylyt The day it happens, Don't Flop'll have a book that makes profit Called 'How to rep our league overseas', with Tony D's face on it You compare yourself to objects, how you getting this hype? Your whole style's based on ridiculous imagery, like I'm a three-headed pencil sharpener, swagger shaking I'm a scented candle with with burgundy wings Scare the nation, I'm a glass gun, prepare for Satan No, you're a fat cunt who wears an apron You went off delivery but with substance it sucks Fuck a Unanymous decision, try to K.O someone for once You're a massive faggot, the way you rain is basic You're as good at rapping as Zain is being a travel agent