Marlo vs Mos Prob (Round Two)

[Marlo] Every time I see you, you have your fucking keyboard - it's true Just in case when you're out on the streets performing rap At least you'll always have the option to drop one of your really awesome tracks You're that completely normal guy On a battle card that'll practice bars on a Yamaha at the park You've actually brought it with you today on top of everything else In the megabus' special luggage, on top of everything else You're like a fucking parent who's been scaring themself silly Convinced that their kid'll be in menacing peril if they let it out of their sight for a second and dwell It's a musical instrument - I'm sure it can fend for itself Your man's overprotective as hell Still, you never can tell It's best to be careful and help I knew a drum kit once which was left by itself Went into the kitchen, grabbed the kettle, it fell on to his head, smacked it open like an egg in a shell It was never itself Next time I see you with that piece of pointless trash We'll see what kind of damage it really ought to stand I'll rip the keyboard off your back Smash open the black notes and pee in all the gaps So when you want to play in a major key the Es are falling flat And eeK gets fucking mad (because of the key it ought to have) Why the keyboard? Well, he composes scores Made with pure skill for loads of your favourite short films Wow, your parents must be super proud, man Whenever you do a soundtrack I'd turn the movie sound down, the movie sounds crap His girlfriend's a battler, you know what rhymes with Rapunsell? Crap cuddles How did you get a girlfriend to start battling? What was your method? Did you sit her down, teach her rap and Hip Hop as a lesson Then casually pop her the question? Like 'Jaqueline, you could make me happy and honest I reckon Now tell me what rhymes with hell-of-a-guy and you could rap on Don't Flop in second I'm just imagining Prob re-enacting the plot of inception Like Di Caprio's character, Cobb He magically hops in her head and begins a dramatically complex adventure that's elaborate, long and contentious And he implants the idea deep within her subconscious, now that'd be proper impressive He'd even do the score himself so the soundtrack is an ominous presence And now the battle scene has Adam D and Jaqueline The family rapping team, aww that is sweet One day she'll wake up from the trance and realise you're just a spastic freak How did you get a girlfriend... Time [Mos Prob] I'm sorry to let you down This isn't really in my image, it feels a bit like quitting But for the next few rounds I'm not going to win by entertaining, I'm going to win by winning See, I want to test you [?] Try my hardest to hit you You mention your partner because he's sick and writes half of your shit too You're best friends with Shuffle All the polava you've been through But you can't hardly rest on your laurels when your Hardy is with you You're tall but for all [?] audience applauds [?] raucous [?] He even got endorsed by a The Saurus But I've got [?] support for my rawness [?] It's just awkward you weren't taught a course in endurance So flog a dead horse til it's sore, I'm sure it's fun But I give it four months til they're bored of this Morecambe & More cum Your parents play Monopoly with actual property And have their sushi served rawer than a Unanymous policy People like us should be grateful for a chance to promote our comedy Not talking over opponents, gloating cockily For fuck's sake show some modesty I don't give a floating toffee sweet for the TV panel show spot you seek This isn't Mock The Week, this is mock the weak And in the novelty stakes you've gained impressive height You said lyrical once, and by Jove you've said it twice But remember guys Even though your fan-base has grown in depth and size The Vengaboys had number one records twice And still never really stood the test of time So if you do get a spot at world domination four I'll pull out my Venga-knife and take a Venga-flight just to shank you in your Venga-eyes You Venga-claat And when you make that inevitable slide to appalling And the audience starts finding you boring I'll be like 'Lo, how the mighty have fallen' Shed one crocodile tear like when I'm listening to the cries of an orphan And one actual tear like the day I had to say goodbye to my foreskin I never cross the line, I've never got enemies My one rule is that I never let this obsessive need to act offensively ever get to me However, your four-year-old sister... ...is the only person that thinks you've got any longevity And she don't even know what the hell it means And I know your ilk and it's plain People like 'Wow, a posh bloke with a skill - that's insane' But dopeness wasn't built on a stage And Rome wasn't built in a day Time