Marlo & Shuffle-T (Round Two)

[Marlo/Shuffle-T] [Marlo] There's a lot of things I don't like about you Let's talk about your pen game It's pretty weak you could say The shit that leaks from your brain puts more kids to sleep a day than a paediatric anaesthetist mate However, you did succeed to create A written scheme I can rate Which was clearly surveyed And strictly treated for days - your Wikipedia page The stuff he says about himself is too much, it's mental He describes Verb T like the dude's something special In my eyes, you've won the medal for douche-cunt potential on a new fucking level It's hard to kick a man once he's down But just in case you think my shoe must have settled Here's an actual real quote for you lot to revel [Shuffle-T] "In the late nineties, an underage Verbs frequented open mic nights across London Oh you bloody rebel [Shuffle-T] And Joker's always pulling the race card In any mad different places So you have to be careful what you say or he'll call you a fat little racist But I picked up some tips you see, some handy business cases If you're to say [Marlo] I have lots of black friends That's being racist If you're to say [Marlo] I'm not being racist, but... That's being racist So logically, obviously, you have to say the opposite to avoid being seen as a clan-wielding sadist So I have no black friends, I hate black people and I am being racist? [Marlo] When Joker raps, you absolutely have to know he's black That's the only stat this man promotes In fact, he warns people, as if he only attracts blind folk [Shuffle-T] Hi Joker, I'm Shuff- 'Yeah, I'm actually a black guy' [Shuffle-T] That's nice, I have eyes though [Shuffle-T] See, 'cos we've been following you mate [Marlo] And there's a lot of shit you say [Shuffle-T] That is locked upon your race [Marlo] In your raps [Shuffle-T] So we're obviously afraid [Marlo] That you're obviously gonna say [Shuffle-T] That we're obviously gonna say [Marlo] That you're black [Shuffle-T] But hold on a second mate [Marlo] That is not at all the case [Shuffle-T] And we're honestly ashamed [Marlo] You thought that [Shuffle-T] Well you positively made [Marlo] A horrible mistake [Shuffle-T] Here's what we've got to say [Marlo] You're white [Shuffle-T] Do not act like this is not true You're about as white as the Lindy Hop move You'd look like Villun, if Villun got spooked He's racist as well, one of Hitler's offshoots Probably part of a linching mob too Every Halloween he hits the locker rooms and gets changed into a minstrel constume [Marlo] Same story with every one you clash Love the fact you always want us to trash your colour man [Shuffle-T] Yeah you wanted us to trash your land so you could rebuttal back that we're part of the fucking clan? [Marlo] Well we've got other plans [Shuffle-T] You're not even a brother man [Marlo] You're not even fucking black [Both] Why don't you rebuttal that? [Marlo] Ahead of me, Verb, is where you'll never be, Verb What's so fucking great about the letter T, Verb? You know what kind of social sect is known to rep the pettiest verb followed by the letter T? Nerds (points to Shuffle-T) [Shuffle-T] I'm incredibly hurt And in your last two on two, you called Tony D lazy Verb please, here's the reason why that kind of concerns me See both of our names are a word - T I chose Shuffle because my shuffles impress the girls, see I chose Shuffle because it's an actual fucking word, T You chose Verb because you're too lazy to pick a Verb, T So in the name game I'm repping, Verb ain't near You may as well have fucking called yourself [Insert Name Here] And I can't wait to hear about the tracks we don't make That goes straight past, see Because battling and music are similar but not the exact same path, T So saying that we can't do this because we can't speed through a fast beat is like saying 'Snowboarders are shit mate' [Marlo] Why's that mate? [Shuffle-T] 'Cos they can't ski' So if those are the angles you came to use Then both of you clearly played to lose 'Cos we're the reason that this vid is gaining some major views So our advice we say to you is you should stick to making tunes [Marlo] And that advice is not aimed at you (points to Joker Starr) [Shuffle-T] Time