Marlo & Shuffle-T (Round One)

[Marlo/Shuffle T] [Marlo] He called me middle class, nerdy posh, yeah I've heard it - lost Mate, you're from fucking Slough, don't act like you've heard some shots And that you murder lots You probably have a perfect job, at Wernham Hogg [Shuffle T] Now when I heard that battle was Shuffle T and Marlo versus Joker T and Joker Starr on June 22nd in Plymouth I was happy with the situation A battle with a legend who's music is known across different nations I thought I'd act as interviewer, and get some information So, Marlo, tell me who is your biggest source of inspiration? [Marlo] So Solid Crew Forgive the forced multi but you creeps are not on a youth steez You're on the swallowing soup, posture is doomed, shopping for brooms steez I don't care if he's prepared a scheme declaring that my hair's receding You two are barely breathing and yeah believe it's comical to me You know what, I've got to stop following you T [Shuffle-T] Why's that? Well, let's look at the following clues please [Shuffle-T] Okay Soweto and Ricky Riley we're collectively sixty five Not to mention that Liquid guy Now this should have been obvious to me, 'cos that Shuffle attracts older men [Shuffle-T] Like what? Like a paedophile watching The Goonies [Shuffle-T] You're old, I give it half a term before you start to turn to Hawaiian shirts and Crocs [Marlo] You get heartburn A lot [Marlo] You can only half turn your cogs You can't learn to jog [Marlo] You fart worse than dogs And you can't work your cock [Marlo] Your battling gag is that you actually rap like you're practically having a nap Don't flop, what? For you two it's more like Don't Nod Off I think the old guy napping state swagger's great Your minds must constantly travel in passive waves So if either of you try to claim that you were slept on by the fans today it's probably because you literally slept during their reactions mate So even with dope bars you won't last - accept it 'Cos so far you folks can't have rested Go home Starr and soak up your bedding You don't go hard, you go narcoleptic [Shuffle-T] And this so-called God hasn't given a single blessing And both of you just come with a simple presence Just a boring sleepy flow with no skill that sets in It's ironic you're narcoleptic but you're not inte-resting [Marlo] Shuffle-T, that was a decent bar Really smart, I especially liked the stealing part [Shuffle-T] [?] was a robber don't even start Now Joker's wack, old and black With rolls of fat, OPRAH SWAG That homeless swag That can I sleep on your sofa swag And you know that he won't fold it back Seriously, it's an open fact From the amount you choke and gag This could have been me and Verb-T in a solo match But he'd probably find a way to choke in that On top if that, he can't go off the top and free a damn rhyme So often he'll flatline [Marlo] Yeah, Joker Starr? More like Loser Starr We did not agree on that line [Marlo] It seems there was some talk in jest About a little event called Forgive and Forget For all of them who's performance was an awkward mess You know who I'm talking about: Anton Murphy, Anton Murphy, Anton Murphy [Shuffle-T] And even battles with a cause of death, like caustic Jeff Now you're the vets But with the amount that you choke there's no doubt that you know that you'll be next So that your event will just be called 'Forget' [Shuffle-T] Now genuinely speaking, these blokes are great Now Verb, I don't know what to expect out of you bitch Because in your Flex battle what you said sounds amusing and your best rounds'll get crowds to get rowdy to it But I choked out your music [Shuffle-T] What did you say? I said I checked out his music [Shuffle-T] Oh okay I was just choking you weren't sounding stupid [Shuffle-T] Now Choker Starr and Verb Choke are choking hard but choke choke [Marlo] The choking starts with Joke Choke but choker bars to no choke [Shuffle-T] Now Choker Star with boats choker choke a choke with choke choke [Marlo] Your sober farce will choke boats but choke-amotive choke choke [Shuffle-T] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Marlo] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Shuffle-T] Checkity-choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Shuffle-T] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Marlo] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Shuffle-T] Checkity-choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke [Together] That's a Joker choke a choke choke choke choke