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Lunar C vs Uno Lavoz Dont Flop

Don't Flop

24.12.2011

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[Round 1 - Uno Lavoz] I said yo I said it's body bag wall time nigga Imma' grip tech if the nigga talkin I'm sparkin' As soon as I get a sec anybody dippin' around here? Ima dip ya sec? woah you got a really long neck I mean shhhh I mean look at this shit mate This shit is fucking preposterous I bet if he swung his head that way He would knock Eurgh fucking unconcious... You gotta really long neck No fuckin it's monsterous This is what you would get if a giraffe was fuckin an ostrich? See I'm that nigga that'll tell you straight to your face I don't like this kid now answer this question Is it true that ya mums from africa? Guess what - this round she is Oh yeah yeah yeah nigga ya mum was born in east zamunda Oh yeah yeah yeah true story She be speaking swahili, mud huts, iguana shit Bitch is even fuckin a teepee She was the only bitch that went to church bald headed One sock and an old dashiki and for some toothpaste and some gorrila fur she will suck on your pee pee I said imma lock and load for the shit that im about to do get back nigga and just watch and see what im about to do Everybody lookin at me like what he bout to do make this nigga sea sick cuz with these shells imma make lunar eclipse Like when the earths shadow was blocking the light from the moon I say you keep talkin all kinda gay Walkin like all types of ways Nigga ya neck is so long i betcha thats the actual adams apple that Eve picked during the bible days Im kinda pissed off cause Eurgh got me called mexican for 2 whole battles I shall bitch slap ya mum in her face with two old sandals Bitch told me to bend over cause she like to chew on assholes So i knocked her the fuck out Then i tattooed a big ol camel taking shit on her clit That says Courtesy of uno lavoz Ya fuckin cunt that's it timeee [Round 1 - Lunar C] Listen dick head this is how i know you're inbred Your mum and uncle made a home movie and called it Twinsest Cartons of fresh lube take up half of your bedroom You're such a fag if you go to a sperm donors now and fart in a testube I bet half of it will get used You're so gay you think that the taste of jizz is peng There's nothing he can say in his defense When he's been held down and ran through by 80 different men So when he takes a shit it ends up like the name of this event It's nothin' ground breakin battlers calling each other gay Has been done but it's relevant to call you a mincing sausage tickler cause your name means one So fuck you're fate And your tough talk you're done for like a Thalidomide in a thumb war You're homeless your girl kicked you out because you can't get it up So the only time you're holding keys is when you're selling drugs She said you snort so much coke your dicks limp So when you're fucking her it's borin' You was it's allright she'll love me in the mornin' Is touching your nose every other fucking second An american thing? And why do you start your verses with "i said" When you haven't said anything When your mum saw my youthful charm and boyish good looks She was froffing at the gash I like fucking her from behind Because there's something I can grab Because most spanish bitches have hair on the bottom of their back Yo this spastic cries when he masturbates Cause gettin pussy is such a stressful effort You should clone another you so you can pull yourself together Yo whoever said chivalry died it was a lie I listen to Michael Buble while sippin some wine Put rose petals on the stairs and dimmen the lights Then speed fuck your nan with an inch of a life [Round 2 - Uno Lavoz] I said billy by billy books shots to there head hit em up the type of shit that im spittin fuck around leave em you get hit with a ball bat You think that its all wack the shit that im spittin my nigga you think that its all facts its just the shit that im spittin livin forbidden You're shot is written nigga im bout dat im on a murder spree verbally hurtin these mcs who claim they haven't heard of me fuck it them niggas Are all wack they see there debating whether im the crew for satan well nigga i ain't gonna admit it im all about cash im like a directed my direction the way these bullets are hittin ya chest hit up ya whole class ALL THAT ALL THAT YOUR MUMS STOMACH ALL FAT SHE WANNA FUCK NO THAT IN HER MOUTH BALLSACK BALLSACK BALLSACK BALLSACK BALLSACK i said im lock n loaded im not missin Ima give this kid a lesson shoot him in every body part no i won't miss a section this shit im reppin bitch you better not be disrespected Cause your skin infection and a mother fuckin dick erection i said i can't wait for your momma to die so i can start a parade And start laughing now i no your all looking at me like that ain't okay thats tragic ill show up at the funeral raving and ? Slap that bitch in the face wake up bitch and go make me a sandwich Now do you deserve a big check yes you do Do you deserve alot of respect yes you do Do you think he wanna punch me in my chest yes you do Do you gotta long neck yes you do
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