Joker Starr & Verb T (Round Two)

[Verb T/Joker Starr] [Joker Starr] The first time I met Shuffle-T, he said to me Joker Starr, I'm a big fan, I masturbate to your battles Pause, he admitted, and for that I thank you It just goes to prove you're a fucking wanker You also said to my boy Big J You wanna cum on his face You actually sat down, wrote that and planned it The homosexual angle is nothing new that's landed You just thought of homosexual things and antics But everything you thought that's homosexual you just got from a pamphlet [Verb T] I would agree, cos you even stretch out those schemes with a relevant multi-syllable and reckon it's ultra-lyrical Plus you do talk a lot of gay shit but you're not actually into shagging guys So I guess you strategised and came up with that plan designed To corner the gay market so you could make pink paper like Financial Times See I know you all appreciate that line when you look back And so does Marlo 'cos he was like 'Oo, Financial Times, that's a good rag' See Shuffle, you had a few clashes but bro, howcome you haven't evolved? You can rhyme words well, do comedy but can't actually flow So maybe you should stick to comedy 'cos when you're rapping you know It's kind of like a kind of like a cyclist trying to drive an F1 car You can't make that leap because you don't understand the mechanics involved [Joker Starr] See these two, this is the battle you've had just yet We don't view you as competition Your style's like a horoscope, it's clear you looked up at the stars to improve your wisdom I mean they walk just like him, bang on their chests and talk just like him But I bet that's part of the plan Verb T they up here acting like they ain't some of our fans Look at them star-struck, and I ain't even strike 'em with the palm of my hand Look at them, their whole style is like a telescope searching for the stars' alignment They look up to the stars so they can understand the science It's like a constellation Nah, it's like a con still, eh son This is gonna be a meteor shower, then a shooting star I said these boys dead, if you don't believe me, T or show Eurgh there'll be a shooting, star BARS [Verb T] See Shuffle, me rhyming with you That's feeding time at the zoo Right now a kid that had terminal cancer wouldn't even climb in your shoes It don't matter how badly I beat you, people be shrugging when I did it 'Cos this is like Lebron James dunking on a midget You can't survive at this altitude I'm on another level so of course I talk down to you But that's what I'm supposed to do when I'm dealing with a little man So I'm fucking up Shuffle like a Blackjack dealer with a crippled hand Apply the pressure to your brittle back Your ribs will snap Whoever's with you will leave quicker than those bandwagon fickle fans when they're switching to a different fad See right now this is apt, 'cos I really respect how you've got the crowd And they go crazy for you chumps But if you can't prove it over time then you're nothing more than flavour of the month So bitch stop hanging on to April 'cos it's done [Joker Starr] You know what you and Daylyt have in common? You're both poofs I can tell by your star sign, Aquarius? Now you can see by the signs, you can see what a queer he is Be gay and proud When Gaylight was taking off his clothes on stage you were at the back clapping and cheering loud Wanting to get to the front to see what dancing half-naked with a shotgun was all about You would deny that now He said he only likes Daylight in the night club when that sun go down [Verb T] See you guys fucking love Mark Grist So when he does two on twos with Mixy you have some serious issues Marlo's like 'Well I don't see what Mixy's got that's so great, to be honest with you' Shuffle says 'Yeah I know, I'm taller, I've got better hair, and I'm a higher class And if I was Mark's parter we'd get a lot more laughs' Shuffle stays up in the dark, nightly, thinking 'Has Mark seen my battles? Does Mark really like me?' Dude, you said you want Big J's cum in your face so it's not really a surprise to find out that you also want Mark's on your face like an African tribe