Joker Starr & Verb T (Round Three)

[Joker Starr/Verb T] [Verb T] See you guys do some really fucking shit sketch comedy They've got this one called 'Brian the Business Consultant' It's kind of stupid really It's about a guy that's trying to help a firm and to prove his theories he draws big pictures of cocks Wow, how have Channel 4 not given you a series? Now I can already hear these geeks Like 'No Verb that's an unfair critique I mean you're missing all the subtext, you can't tell us that the acting isn't seemless And I think you're quite misunderstanding the symbolism of the penis No mate, you're misunderstanding the symbolism of the penis I'm right, and you're not You just made a stupid fucking sketch about a man that draws cocks [Joker Starr] You guys got jokes and bars spitting these guys' rounds Call me sir, cos both you dudes is clowns We Hip Hop masters, the gulf between us - wide when we doing spoken word Shuffle-T off, can't swing with the masters with technique so superb Marlo, a bitch, a bird - he bogey with the rhymes when it comes to bars He'd rather bunk-Eurgh 'cos the gulf between us is showing him to be under par Golf bars While you two practicing your bro-mancing, you hold hands-n My plan is to go for a stroll with your wifey through one of the finest hoods And my plan is to pipe her good Fuck that pussy like an old bitch And she come running back to you young boys like a good cougar rightly should 'Cos me and Verb T off in that pussy raw Just like a lion would Me and Verb T came, and we put a hole in one when we gave that Tiger Woods [Verb T] Wait, wait, wait, wait You don't like people talking about your girl Shuffle Well picture me every fucking your girl from behind with my hand over her mouth, now she's screaming every word muffled She loved it, she wanted me and Joker to take it in turns So we did, we were disgracing your bird I had your chick screaming real loud in my face as I burst And your girl is a fantastic wordsmith, 'cos she really loves playing with Verbs See, do you understand we got your chick, we got the train working I'm not the range person, I'm in your head like a brain surgeon The cat that chased vermin, your ideas are not novel but I've got everyone turning to the next chapter I'll slap your face first and have your shapes swerving like some sort of bait serpent Leave you in a fiery lake burning when a face emerges out the flames just wondering what you're up to I said, you're dead, hell's waiting so tell Satan I said 'Fuck you' [Joker Starr] Mad bars put you boys on the map Wack bars made your views go for the moon and clouds Bad bars, wack bars, views for the moon and clouds Makes sense why your Youtube views have gone all lunar no I saw you at Verdict telling Soweto Kinch your rounds Like 'Yeah man, these are my best bars yet' No jokes involved You wanna go bar for bar with me boy, I'll train you like bars are like training balls [Verb T] Yesterday I was watching Shuffle-T versus Soweto Kinch, man your bars were raw You said he was as old... as a dinosaur I mean with that line you totally slayed him You said he was as old as something that's been dead a million years - that's amazing Although watching that, the experience was spiritual I have a problem with the fact that you have a problem with people using the word 'lyrical' I mean are you fucking kidding me, I'm a rapper that's over thirty - I'll have to do shit "lyrically" So you'll get lyrically hit with my lyrical fist I'll ramp your lyrical bitch, she'll suck my lyrical dick I'll do some lyrical that, I'll do some lyrical this I'll jump all over your sofa then take a lyrical shit This is lyrical bars right here See, watch how I'm leaving you lyrically all dead I've got a great big lyrical nuclear warhead I've got a lyrical jacket, shoes and lyrical pants Do I want to actually do it? No, just lyrically thanks See, Shuffle's like 'You can't say lyrically that, that makes you lyrically wack' Well who the fuck are you to tell anyone how to rap 'cos you're a lyrical twat LYRICAL