Joker Starr & Verb T (Round One)

[Verb T/Joker Starr] [Verb T] I've heard Marlo rap, he likes spitting lyrics fast What's the point in doing that when there's no rhythm in your bars? See what I reckon bruv is you need to step it up because you spit fast but stumble over bars and mess 'em up You're like the vocal version of some real pathetic chump That runs real fast in a hurdles race but forgets to jump See maybe that's 'cos you've never rapped on a beat before But you do have a Soundcloud and that had me laughing bruv It says "Theo K Marlo, I mostly do mash-ups but I do have some harder stuff" Yeah, you got some hardcore shit Theo? What's your crew called, the mash-up gangster clique? What do you do? Fuse a bit of Flashdance with some Hammer shit? I mean, for people that don't know, his mash-ups consist of him taking elements from one rubbish song And mixing it really badly with elements from another one So when I heard you do that, I wasn't surprised at all Because the way you rap shows no original type of thought You just take elements and parody every person that you've ever heard rhyme before [Joker Starr] Your first battle against Josh Fox, you parred Young'un Set up Fox put that boy in a box, proceed to start running No intro, just cut to the chase, get them bars coming Oh I get it, you posh boys wanna cut to the chase 'cos you're enthusiastic about fox hunting Put it to your parents and the class that they gave you Embracing the class like it's a lesson you came to The class in my bars that I spray do MARLO, you're so middle class you're like lunchtime slap bang in the middle of a school day He hates the working man, he hates the working class like he studied for exams but he couldn't make his grade [Verb T] See Marlo's not a good rappper, I don't care what they say He sounds like he approaches every single clash he does in the same way Runs up to his mates like 'Hey, guess what boys! I'm gonna say some stuff that URL rappers gonna say, but I'm gonna use my posh voice!' 'It's gonna be sick, I'm telling you Cos I'm gonna rap posh, but fast and aggressive like that Arab guy from America And then he looks in the mirror and says: 'Marlo drops it harder, Marlo's got this mastered I'm like a tornado in a tuxedo - I'm a posh Dizaster' [Joker Starr] You wack rappers no longer want to be smack rappers, I smack rappers Lock away you posh boys when I rap, you see Too regal for us rap MCs, they want to set up their own scene And call it the 'Fox Hunting Battle League' [Verb T] 'Coming to you live from Fleet in Hampshire, home of Marlo We present 'Fox Hunt Battles' I said, 'Ayo posh smack, how have you got me battling against the guy that doesn't have a spine? Your conversation is asinine Talk to you? I don't have the time Your main bitch is not kosher, no sir That bitch is a massive swine [Joker Starr] Marlo, I'll break your name into fractions I'll bang your ma on the low, she likes to do the rapper Listen, if you see me walking round your posh Chichester estate, holding a mag It's not a nicotine patch gonna stop me from smoking these fags I told you posh boys smoking can tarnish your image That's why you only smoke Lamberts, because the word Butler is in it [Verb T] No, no, no, blud don't kill him, let me kill him GAY CHAP Marlo HATES RAP Can't flow, FACE SLASHED Arm broke, TAKE THAT, BARLOW [Joker Starr] It's like I work in a sophisticated restaurant When I'm trying to lay down man 'cos you folks don't pay It's like I'm employed as a silver servant, because I do my best work When I'm picking up the metal and I hold those trays Yes, posh boy, I hold those trays I stand with Hors D'ouevres I pop those cans with a can opener Say it slower I said I pop those cans with a can open-Eurgh [Verb T] He's dead, pour out some Evian for the dead homie