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[Sensa]
Yo Ark, Micky Worthless told me that Steph loves to suck fat dick
Just know that when you turn up to an Illmac battle and your girlfriend is also your hype man it's time you dumped that bitch
Years ago, he said 'I qualified for MENSA', I told him that's some riveting shit
I said 'You could be a surgeon, or find life on another planet while you're visiting it
He could us his intelligence to command armies, and strategise so that no one gets hit
But over the years I've started to think that MENSA doesn't fit in the pic 'cos he's thicker than shit
I mean how else can you be a bystander and still get sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit?
I mean, it's only the TV reports and papers that made everybody suppose it was true
So maybe if you'd spoken to your father that we know is a Jew then maybe your face and name would never have been shown in the news
But he's dumb, picture him at a MENSA meeting as he talks at the back
Mingling with the geniuses ill-awkward and that
Til he gets on stage and his performance is mad
He's about to blow the roof off the place, when the audience clap
And just as they're standing, and about to raise all of their hands
This dumb motherfucker goes to give the special guest host Stephen Hawking a dab
You said I was a pagan, so over the years, I've come to realise that his conspiracy beliefs are some of the weirdest of things
And to be honest, I don't think it'll do them justice to hear them from me, you have to hear them from him:
'Ayo Sensa bruv, it's Arkaic yeah
I've got some news fam, don't think no one's ever told you yet
But The Queen is a reptilian who eats flies and has to take her human skin off before she goes to bed
He then told me, face to face, real shit fam, bruc
The pyramids and the stars are aligned
And it ain't a coincidence, it's the way the aliens that built them had them designed
In your track called Zeitgeist, you intelligently said: 'I go by the calendars wrote by the Mayans'
Really? You go by the calendars that the Mayans etched and sketched?
I mean sometimes I think why don't I do the same
And then I remember that it's 2013 and the world hasn't ended yet
The most fucked up thing that he's ever told me
Is when he was in court, about to get sent back down
The prosecutor was stood facing him
She was absolutely smashing it, he was about to get sent back down by the bate system
So what he told me he did right, was
He started channeling all of his energy
Towards her, building up all of the hate in him
So while she was like 'Ah, he's gunna get sent down'
She fucking all of a sudden forgot, where she was and what place she's in
The judge stands up, bang the fucking hammer, says that somehow, Arkaic's managed to escape prison
I just never knew that fucking Obi Wan Kenobi was now living in Great Britain
Now you said that if I fuck up they expect me to free, well that's something that I have to address
'Cos that means that if you choke, they expect you to freestyle something off the top of your head
Well that's just something telling the difference between our quality sets
Cos I ain't never choked before tonight, so if I fucked up they wouldn't know what to expect
Yo things have changed, from teaching Eurgh to rap in your kitchen as the beats were looping through
Now he's worldwide, getting money and his channel's getting stupid views
This cunt once asked me 'Should I start my own battle league against Don't Flop?
Do you think it'd gain new recruits?'
You even said that you laid the foundations for this battle company, which is bullshit through and through
So you should stop claiming that bullshit, and learn that Eurgh is Eurgh and you are you
So any of that fire in your burning your gut isn't fucking hatred, it's jealousy from from fucking knowing that Eurgh is now making a living out of the one thing you introduced him to
See I'll murder this twat
He thinks watching battles with his bird isn't bad
In a freestyle match I'll out perform you and serve you with rap
I said if you ever come to Norwich you know that they will certainly stab
So one thing I'm certain of is that
I took away your shine for years that I was deserving to have
My wording is grand
Your similes and metaphors are fucking verging on wack
So I'm so glad we don't need a judge and jury, because I'm here telling you today on the only bad verdict you've had
[Arkaic]
I only bought his bitch a vodka lemon and soda
And she let me stretch out her neck like a cobra
I'm here to represent for the vets on the roster
But right now I feel like I'm the best on the poster
So listen Sensa, it's over
Nobody gives a fuck if your friends with a soldier
And you use all that family bullshit that belongs on Jeremy's sofa
Just to try and get you exposure like you're Kerry Katona
And you said 'If you ain't street it don't mean you've had an easy life'
But coming from this wanker, it sounds like garbage to me
He worked sixteen hours a week at Next, how hard can it be?
And I know it hurts, but that ain't really what's got me so concerned
'Cos what are you gunna do when your little kids have to go to work
Stand next to the wardrobe and teach them how to fold a shirt?
So you can bang on about intensity, passion and drive
In a battle it's fine, but it don't mean shit if it's something you haven't applied to your actual life
See I paint your picture like a Rembrandt
You're raising someone else's kids and I respect that
See I know you love being a step-dad
But I ain't talking about a job when I say his kids are from a Next man
But hold on bruv, let's talk about that slag you call a wife
You've got to sleep next to her knowing that pussy will be wack for all your life
But I've got to give you props though, 'cos you always act surprised
When she pops out another kid, that hasn't got your eyes
So I'mma take him back to school 'cos I'm on a roll
Lock and load
He said talking about his family has gotten old
Not to me, it's a little pot of gold
'Cos his bitch has had more kids go through her than a foster home
Sensa, you should be looking pretty concerned by now
You can't turn a ho into a housewife, you should have learned by now
I forgot the amount of times this bitch has given birth by now
She hasn't even got to lie down on the hospital bed
She just stands there and twerks them out
Yo, you do the same shit all the time, like [?]
You preach and preach and preach, and that's why nobody likes you
So all that roof over your kids' head shit isn't quite true
'Cos you're on housing benefits, so although you provide them with food
You don't put a roof over your kids' heads, I do
And I'm sorry if nobody knows what this means
But his working hours are like a paedo, he ain't doing nothing that's over sixteen
And you can talk about my nine to five
But that ain't something that he can hate on
I go hard in my day job
'Cos that's what I get paid from
You are a lazy bastard, that's why you ain't clocking a decent wage
You battled one of the first smack rappers in Don't Flop, and I love watching you lead the way
But your bitch sleeps with other people, and she often repeats mistakes
So that battling cable, ain't the only problem he's had with DNA
I said, I've been doing this shit since and eighth was a score
I'm just giving them a reason not to rate you no more
If you multiply his step kids with his punchlines that I gave him before
You'll work out that your most prized possessions ain't even yours
So check what I'm telling him
No one gives a fuck who Sensa is
I ain't into exposing or anything
But it's Sensa, I had to give him a dose of his own medicine
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