Guys Ain't Nothing But Trouble

Yo jazzy whats happening man Yo ice cream tee is that jazzy jeff and the fresh prince Yeah tey made that rap tune girls ain't nutin but trouble Those brothers is dead I don't even like what they said What are they talking about man Tell em again Listen homegirls let me talk to you Girls may be trouble but girls are trouble too Next time a guy try to give you a play just turn your head and dis him and walk away Excuse me ice cream tee Hello how do you do Quite fine my darling and how are you Well I'm doing quite fine but I'm kind of upset Because I heard a little something I could not forget What's that? I heard you say that girls are nothing but trouble And now I'm taking this time to bust your bubble Your arrogant conceited your stuck on yourself And bragging nearly every time you open your mouth You think you'll gets the women success will turn your head Well I'm sorry to inform you that stuff is dead Wait a minute let me talk to you I think I should inform you who you're talking too No let me tell you so you remember me As the one that bust your bubble I'm ice cream tee I'm Jazzy Jeff and I'm the Fresh prince Before we have you arrested what's the meaning of this You say girls are full of trouble I must play this to you Girls may be trouble but guys are trouble too You're a compulsive liar you mind is full of dirt All you do is worry about what's up a girls skirt You can't hurt these people because you got a big mouth You go run and tell your boys how you made out I think ruthfully your sick you need to be kicked See I'm getting my loaded weapon you get on my nerve I go click Guys think they own their girlfriends females aren't possession's we are humans We like to be wined and dined by candle light Not being couped up in the house trying to be held up tight So jazzy jeff and fresh prince don't mean to bust your bubble But guys of the world ain't nuthin but trouble So homegirls next time a guy tries to give you the play Just turn your head and cold diss him and walk away This amazing hot day I went to see Barney from work My briefcase in my hand sitting down on my skirt The undergounds of the surface was the scene of my walk I got approached from the rear e said baby can we talk I looked him in the eyes with this fabulous smile He said I just got paid lets hang out for a while I said first would be my pleasure to know who you are And do I have to use my tokens or do you have a car Well my name is the prince and I'm a great rap star You don't have to use your tokens I've got a jaguar I knew there was no doubt I'd jump on this mission I proceeded to tell him my name with police suspicion I said ice cream tee was the title I was given SWP the name of the hood I live in So we jumped in the ride hit the 95 we turned into his block pulled up in his drive First step in the house I saw a mouse I said 90 in the wrong trips and then with the ow He came running to my rescue he was a little late My hair was broke my briefcase was in a totally different place He said I'm sorry take a sip of this bacardi And excuse me while I go freshen up for the party I got a little confused I said party what's up with dude He didn't even tell me I thought that was quite rude Suddenly through the door was three men in suits They said hey sweet mama who are you I said im ice cream tee and who may you be I'm brother charles brother rick and he's brother ali Are you here to see the prince Prince no prince works for me im running the show Work for me and at 12 o clock midnight you'll be working 42nd street O my god I was totally stunned he yanked me up slapped my cheek and put his ands on my buns I said ha you better watch it sucker I said to myself I got to go get my geurney E put me in this locker called me a b e and h Looked around noticed that there was no escape Left the room went behind closed doors I pulled down got my briefcase that was on the floor Flipped the latch lift the lid Pulled out my smith n wesson Yes my shiny black loaded a 357 Stepped out of the room dressed in shoot of the load And said they all lay me down and hit me with this tune When they see my smith n wesson their eyes got bigger I relaxed latch off chilled back and pulled the trigger Picked up the briefcase broke out on the double These guys of the world are full of trouble Can't live with em can't live without em