Part-Time MC

[Chorus] I-Dee, 1-2-3 Part time emcees to the disc jockey M-I-A to D.C. go what? The DMV Where you from, where you at? Regardless, I can't rap But you know what? I know I'm whack [DJ I-Dee] At least I'm not annoying... AIGHT BET! Yo dawgs, check my music on the MySpace friend request! Write a rhyme so hard dude, especially this time around Bar eight, Alvarez, let me slow it down Catch me in the Hilton, Palm Beach with Mr. Milton Smoke {cigarettes} while his grandmother be tiltin Hip-hop is way too serious, so let me tell you why I'm here THE ELEMENTS ARE SATURATED IN THE UTMOST FORM OF CHEER Illest spic on the block, but no I don't cook raps Don't disrespect me dude, save that for Lou Dobbs' racist ass! But yo I'm not right, tell 'em I-Dee is some crack I'll be laughin at you emcees cause you'll never comprehend "The scratch!" [Chorus] [Eli Porter] Yo, see, it's yo' boy E-Dollar Walk in the club and the girls they holla Young Eezy baby, tell me where ya been I've been up on the block collectin dem dividends Yeah! They said a nigga couldn't rhyme Like {?} my homeboys say we on time So we gotta get it, no no stoppin Like bunny ears nigga I'm never floppin Yup dat bwoi, you better pay attention Walk in the club and my name they mention Young Eezy baby, nigga I'm the truth Beat it up every time I step in the booth God damn! (I'm hot) God damn I'm hot And niggas hatin on me just because they not (they not) They like Eezy baby won't you give me a shot? Like a stop sign 'cept I'm not gon' stop [Chorus] [DJ I-Dee] Top o' the mornin to ya! Verse tree I-Dee back, pint of Guinness with me, lemme stop Dead in the middle of a griddle little did he know the Skittles Is what made Perry Kittles the worst basketball player EVER~! Oh my God, I didn't think I could pull that off I just feel like I jumped off a cliff... not! Let's just go to court and show they know how we rock Isaac DeLima's for the people so we can party non-stop! [Chorus] "Or do I?" (No) "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"