Behind The Chains (Skit)

Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i can't belive this.. Whole family bout To get kiced out on the strets. I ain't got no money, God. Man its gonna get Worse Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you? Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit My contract LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to The head chain in charge. Hold please MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN Big Chainy: Big Chainy! Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here... Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha? Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you?cause im having a couple.... Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent Luda: Aight Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'? Luda: Whats goin on... Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know) Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my Contract and i seem to be having a some issues. It states here that im supposed To get my advance when i signed the contract and I still haven't gotten my Advance and i dont know whats goin' on Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (Luda:right) What i dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a Really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain) Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im Supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I dont have any money, i-i need money... Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What i dont think You understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big (luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give You some big ass earrings Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get Kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no Money whatsoever. I need money.. Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this, okay... i dont usually do This but but since you dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass Chain... Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didn't realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy: Yeah, its, its not a problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i was Talkin about... Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding (right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains Can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big Ass chains (luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!