Survey Says

Survey says it was a bad idea in the first place Never been that drunk in my life As I got down on my hands and knees And asked you to be my husband... wife Two days later, still coughing up blood I sat down to write this, all I know With a clearer head and a heart full of lead Engine is runnin', power's goin' down down down Engine is goin', tires are sinking deep into the ground Engine is runnin', but the times are going by slower than ever Engine is goin', crossing still an impossible line CHORUS: When you know it's going to work It makes you, breaks you, all the same now California doesn't know what hit it, admit it -- Got them by the balls One lost Pinto gets sent to the border in order All we need now Army is runnin', the hands and legs are locked with paper clips Army is goin', but the anthrax still burns Army is goin', but the cavalry have to save the day Army is runnin', crossing still an impossible line CHORUS again One, two, cha-cha-cha! Survey says it was a test of machismo Survey it was a bunch of nonsense!