I'm Going To Buy You A Gun

I'm going to get you a gun I'm going to get a video camera We're going to take you downtown We're going to show them how to get things done I'm going to take you outside I'm going to take you out on a 9-5 We're going to blind-fold you and run We're going to be miles away when the cops come No-nooo-nooo-No No-nooo-nooo (etc) I'm going to get you a gun I'm going to buy a video camera We're going to take you downtown We're going to show them how to have some style I'm going to take you outside I'm going to show you the whole wide world They're as Christian as can be Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then Oh-No-noo-No No-na-no (etc) I am going to get you a gun I'm going to get a video camera We're going to go on downtown We're going to show them how to have some fun