I Love A Magician

I love a magician She can cut me in half She can find quarters behind my ear And make me laugh, one two one two Is this thing on? Let’s assess Oh yes, she’s the best. There is no contest But I must confess that there are times like when She floats me straight up in the air Over thirty miles—I don’t care Well maybe a little it can really stop You from doing something cause you wonder Oh, if they’d really drop you She simply wiggles her nose And disappears all my clothes Really makes me wonder Really makes me wonder, wonder Now she vanished into thin air And doesn’t see why I care Really makes me wonder Really makes me wonder now wonder now I love a magician, she does things to Keep me amused like when she sticks My hair straight up in the air For the benefit of her stuck-up friends Well, I think it’s funny But it’s a touchy subject She likes to set me a trap And makes me come with a clap Really makes me wonder Really makes me wonder, wonder She says she can’t read my mind I know she does all the time Really makes me wonder Really makes me wonder now wonder now There are times I don’t know you at all, yeah. (Repeated)