Twisted

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] It's twisted It goes one, two, three, to the six I flunked math bitch, suck my dick I was born in another dimension I parked my spaceship on the dick of a gremlin My shit no make sense Kind of like camping, it's in tents Cotton candy, rockin' panties Yeah, I fucked Brock Lesnar's granny We twisted as fuck I crashed the firetruck on a dead duck Timber, watch the wood I'm in the Denver, I got the goods Flawless, I'm the weirdest Brrrrrr, motorboat beer tits I'm from the future And I'll put my dick inside a six shooter [Verse 2: RiFF RAFF] Riff Raff ballin' Gone for a minute Now I can't tell you where I been I came back like a boomerang lesbian For you pedestrians, I got a suggestion Next recession, I'm giving carry on luggage lessons You can't sleep, I got a Magenta Sprite When I was four I poured a four in my Pedialyte Great ganders Loosen up the Pamelas Feed her to the camera then dance like Tony Danza Lemon Phantom, you senile For you step-childs got Charlton Heston on speed dial Riff Raff ballin' Drapes out in Palm Springs Midnight pink, vandal white mood rings Bitch got my check You better check my neck Who's next to flex? I pull up in a T-Rex I'm in your intersection Your girlfriend twerking But she still got a C-section I can't be serious, you can't be serious You're so inferior, I'm like a furnace I'm furious, I'm fearless You need to take a herpes test Riff Raff golden child Are you illiterate? You irate, uneducated, non-vocabula-Seabiscuit I pull up in the earthquake quick Mix 'em up, Bisquick [Verse 3: Andy Milonakis] Do the pussy toast I be that fly dude eating Thai food Don't test my mood cause I'm rude You don't like it, suck my dick While you're wearing a tutu All my homies here so we gonna run a choo-choo Choo-choo, charlie train And we hittin' from the back cause you're a gnarly dame Pochantas, Milonakis Indian Greeks, yeah I'm into them freaks Your momma's titties smell like a bottle of Red Hot Leave that fuckin' stupid bitch for dead, not Your momma's baboon butt it's mushy and gross I got a new dance called "Do the Pussy Toast" Pussy toast, pussy pussy toast I'll kill your pussy then fuck your pussy's ghost [Outro] Palatial Diamonds Ferraris and expensive mansions Palatial, palatial Gold caviar, yachts on the shore All of the things you can't afford Palatial, palatial