Too Short Homage

[Intro: Too Short] Say ho [Verse 1] I was told not long ago "Dirt Nasty can't rap" Now every time I grab the mic, you say I'm smoking crack Five years ago when I met the crew, I knew this shit was major It was me, Legacy, Mickey, Kev kicking it like big players Everybody loved our rap like free bags of coke We rocked house parties in Orange County then fly to Tokyo You might find me at the mic at the [?] or at the Viper room All the L.A. girls with their hands in the air Screaming "Dirt Nasty's a fool" [Hook: Too Short] I kick back and let 'em have this dick I kick back and let 'em have this dick I kick back and let 'em have this dick [Verse 2] I ain't tripping, keep on talking, you say I'm those popping pills I got money homeboy, I even got a crib in the Hollywood Hills Well Benz's roll, Beamers suck, and Caddies keep on dipping Yo mom sucked my dick in the back of Kentucky Fried Chicken Some say I have a dirty mind, sometimes that might be true But these are just Dirt Nasty times, I ain't tripping on you Hollywood, Californ-I-A, I've heard it all before Chicks with dicks, dude with tits, I'll slap your whore [Hook: Too Short] [Verse 3] Now I'm back on top again, I still don't Every time I grab the mic, some pussy's getting tapped "Droppin' Names" took care of that, you know I'm coming up I got the finest bitch in Hollywood with my hand on her big ass butt Then you came to my show and stood there like a dick You said "Dirt Nasty, you smoking", so I had to fuck your bitch [Hook: Too Short] [Interlude x2: Too Short] Can I ask you a question? (Yeah, you) You like to fuck? (Yeah, you) [Outro] This song dedicated to Todd Shaw The father I never had but always wanted Yeah, taught me game Dirt Nasty baby, Dyslexic Crew