My Name Is

[Hook x2] Hi, my name is I'm not famous Hi, my name is Dirt Nasty Hi, my name is I like anus Hi, my name is Dirt Nasty [Verse 1] Hi trick, you heard "My Dick" You know I made that beat in five minutes at my crib Dirt Nasty, you heard that I'm the nicest Got blue balls but a big little white dick Your girl's dead weight, she blew me in the eighth grade Ugly ass face but I gotta say the head's great Stretch said "Dirt, you a dumb fuck" Don't be mad cause I got my nuts sucked in a dump truck I'm white trashy, ? your wife's ass cheeks Then corn ? that freak like we were in Nebrask-y I'm a idiot, always sayin' silly shit Your sister's spreading eagle on some Philly shit But I'm a Niners fan, drunk with a shiner man Always at the hot spots like a fireman I'm wired man, been up for a week Me and Charlie Sheen watching Scary Movie 3 [Hook] [Verse 2] I'm a fuckin' loser, a drug abuser Sniffin' snooters as I stick it in her pooper I'm not a shooter, don't lift the ruger But I be up in Oakland hanging with Mr. Cooper Then fly to Tijuana Get my coconuts turned into pina colada Benihana, me and your momma Sizzle my meat on the grill sayonara Voilà, a ménage à trois Two Persian girls calling me Allah Jesus fuck, God damn Those hoes are so thick I put my dick in the trash can I just want to get my duck sicked What the fuck bitch Sock your rims on some rough shit You love dick, right in your face hole Open up for the cream filled skin roll [Hook]