Mountain Man

[Hook] Sun came out on the prairie The cows producing dairy [?] fresher than the wilderness [?] me And all the animals are leaving I turned to my lady and I say "Suck my dick" [Verse 1] The mountain view's panoramic God bless America, I love Montana Mountain men on horses They ride through the lake, deeper than a forest We camping by the lake This is God's country, butt knife the steak Pass down the can of beans And the [?] Ain't that some tasty beef? I hunted that cow down in her sleep Jesus fuck, what a beautiful day The air's so clean, fuck L.A The eagle has landed You city folk just don't understand it I shot her out the sky with my hand cannon Now that's what I call ranching [Hook] [Verse 2] That's me at the Dairy Queen Blizzards and burgers til they bury me Y'all can kiss my degenerate ass Got a tat on my balls of the confederate flag I stared at her dad when he told me the baby was black I ain't coming back I'll be at the bar with Red and Jack Get drunk and start a scuffle with some city slickers that don't want trouble Meet me at the dock of the bay I'll be wasted, cock in your face I [?] through the swamp with a big ol' white honky-tonk-donk Catfish and bears beware It's hunting season and my dick's in the air [Hook] [Outro] Hey Dale Earnhardt, rest in peace! Hey [?] from Memphis, thanks for swolling my load at that truck stop Dolly Parton, thanks for having them big ass titties Hey Toby Keith, I'll put a boot in your ass, motherfucker Jeff Foxworthy, fuck you, yeah fuck you! Hey Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, suck our dicks Hey Clint Eastwood, fuck you! Make my daddy talk, bitch Hey leader of the KKK, eat a dick Rest in peace to who? John Denver, the godfather of this shit Oh yeah, and don't eat at the Waffle House in Charlotte The menu's deceitful, I ordered the pancakes and I got diarrhea