Droppin' Names

[Verse 1] I did cocaine with David Blaine He made my blow disappear, mayne We pulled the train off Ms. Love Hewitt She knows what I did last summer, stupid Oh please, Tara Reid Took her to eat, she was scared of the beef So I had to fuck Jessica Simpson In the kitchen, while she was fixing some chicken And her little sister, Ashley Was waiting in the pantry Spreading her ass cheeks Yelling, "Dirt Nasty!" Tell her shit "Hurry up with the Teriyaki" Then I did Demi in the pooper With a semi, she thought I was Kutcher Dude I heard a rumor (What's that?) Alyssa Milano is good for a nooner I ain't mad at Jennifer Aniston Took it in the ass at the Hotel Radisson Her dad thought it was the Pitt's Cause when he walked in I was pinchin' her tits Now picture this I got a photo of Fred Durst's dick It's about an inch For real, I stole it from his bitch Some think that I'm phony homie I play with my penis like Adrien Brody Fuck you sue me I'll be sniffin' ruffies with George Clooney [Hook x2] L.A. is like Groundhog Day Same old shit, never fucking rains Droppin' names, what a shame Never thought I'd turn out this way [Verse 2] I bursted the cunt Drew first blood on Kirsten Dunst And what about the Olsens? At the Golden Globes Holdin' my scrotum Where to fuck Hillary Duff? I'mma make her smoke dust and choke nuts No I'm not kiddin' I'll Moulin Douche Nicole Kidman Head spinnin' from the Vodka Courtney Cox sucked my cock in a Mazda Like John Belushi In the parking lot, bombin' on Tom Cruise His dick's like a needle Mine's Titanic, ask Leo Or Vin Diesel We were shootin' speed in his agent's Regal I'm harming my rectum Pardon my French, Carmen Electra And Haley Joel Osment Is gonna be doin' coke before his balls be droppin My nards aren't clean I've been partying with Charlie Sheen Hey Angelina Jolie Why don't you put them lips on my Roman Cannoli Like Monica Bellucci I heard the coochie, smells like Bleu Cheese I'm horny for beaver Gimme a call, Sigourney Weaver [Hook x2]