Canal Street

[Verse 1] I went down to Canal Street To get my gold chain from Mr. Lee I seen a fine freak that you wouldn't believe Six foot three with double D's Says she only likes white boys "Don't I know you from MTV?" "That's me, you seen Scary Movie 3?" She said "Nah" then we went to eat I peeped her purse, looked kind of cheap Gucci ain't spelled with an E Nails like Flo-Jo, press on [?] A little suspect but she fine to me In the backseat of the taxi Hop out at the ? And the maître d', he said to me "You know the policy, no zombies!" [Hook: Christian George] Big fake ass, brand new D's Fresh new ride, no ? ? superstar Fake Chanel, Louis V Press on nails straight from ? Prosthetic hair in your weave You know what you are Bitch you're so Canal Street (Canal street) ? Asian peeps (Canal Street) ? from head to feet (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street) ? DVD Straight real yeah bitch please Bitch you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street) [Verse 2] Went down to a crib in Tribeca Bet the house, I'ma get the trifecta Fucked ? double decker Beef curtain failed the food inspector Hit it from the back nice and slow Pulled off the weave ? like "woah" She freaked out and tried to leave I'm like "Baby, you can be my Mrs. Clean" Right then, I peeped the bird feet Only thing missing on this bitch is a beak Hang on baby, gotta take a leak Go ahead girl, I'ma watch TV Channel three, Maury P Top big block plastic surgery The first bitch had a familiar face Oh shit same chick, I'm in her place [Hook] [Verse] Chanel bag don't cost 25 bucks (Canal Street, Canal Street) Fake nose, fake hips, fake hips, what the fuck (Canal Street, Canal Street) Rolex don't turn green in the shower (Canal Street, Canal Street) Gucci don't say "Made in Korea" (Canal Street with your Canal Street shit) So check it out you Canal Street hoes Dudes like me see through your fake clothes And the fake bag, and the fake weave And the fake shades, baby please And the fake shoes, ain't ? Just be yourself, girl I ain't judging you I do me, and you do you Then I do you in these real Prada boots Dirt Nasty got nodda to prove And the blue contacts, you gotta remove If you ain't got dough for expensive clothes It's second hand shit at the thrift store [Hook]