Animal Lover

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] I'm a animal lover My dog knows Every single night I fuck her asshole While the cat just stares (what the fuck you looking at) And video tapes it underneath the chair And my bird is fucked Cause he's locked in a cage and he beaks at my nuts Snakes got weird pussys It's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy I gave a roofie to a monkey She got bananas in the 'cuzzi Have you ever fucked a falcon? After you cum they fly to a mountain [Hook] I'll be good to you I'm a animal lover, a animal lover I'll be good to you I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good to you I'm a animal lover, a animal lover I'll be good to you I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good [Verse 2] I can't hang at the zoo Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo I got an ostrich with awkward tits That sucks my cock in the office bitch (come here) Hey yo who's that dude over there Butt nude with his tube in a polar bear? (OH MY GOD!) That's me Dirt Nasty Sheep in the mirror, dick in the buttcheeks Gorillas in the mist know When I come to the Congo, grab your dildos The great outdoors Mother nature: what a fucking whore [Hook] [Verse 3] The best part about fucking a horse Is after he rides you to the forest Penguin pussy cold as fuck And I hold the bill when I bone a duck Meet me at Kinkos by the copy machine With my dick in a pink flamingo Candle light dinner with a goose Whisper in her ear "is your butthole loose?" She said "quack quack quack quack quack" I smacked her; I'm an Oakland cracker I fell in love with a fatass cow Now we're getting married down south [Hook] [Outro] Mr. Dirt Nasty, do you take this cow to be your wife? "FUCK YEAH!" And Mrs. Cow, do you take Dirt Nasty to be your husband? "MOOOOOOO" You may suck the groom's dick (dick dick dick)