Money For Nothing

[Intro: Sting] I want my I want my MTV [Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1: Mark Knopfler] Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb [Chorus: Mark Knopfler and Sting] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TV's [Verse 2: Knopfler] See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire [Chorus: Knopfler and Sting] [Ad Lib: Knopfler] Mover, mover [Chorus: Sting and Knopfler] [Ad Lib: Knopfler] Looky here, look out [Verse 3: Knopfler and Sting] I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera, man We could have some And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free [Chorus: Knopfler and Sting] [Outro: Knopfler and Sting] Listen here, now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin', and your chicks for free Money for nothin', and chicks for free Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) And your chicks for free (I want my MTV) Easy easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) Easy easy chicks for free (I want my MTV) That ain't workin'