The Odd Couple

(Humpty Hump) Good googily goo Look what the cat dragged in The mack's back in, we snap-crack in We got the jokes for you Uh, look who the Hump bumped into The old one-two, rhyme sayer, the paper maker Biz lay the vapours (Biz Markie) I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas The M-iza A-ya R-iza K-aya I'm the mayor Leavin' emcees in a ditch (Humpty Hump) So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch (Biz Markie) Humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms He broke both her legs and both of her arms Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit I told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh... (Humpty Hump) Shut your mouth biz See you're allways trying to take it further I heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in it Well you had to play stupid cause you didn't clear the sample And lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs (Biz Markie) 2Pac was the only one that was living large And Humpty your nose is a two-car garage I know you got sooooul I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole (Humpty Hump) No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell (Biz Markie) Your moms don't brush her teeth I heard her breath was strong (Humpty Hump) Yo you wrong (Both) Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends The odd couple (Biz Markie) The city so nice, they had to name it twice New York, New York, the land of lights We got the fashion, the widget, the project ditches The Apollo, the Broadway, The Garden, the Pictures (Humpty Hump) So? We got the palm trees, Gs being Hollywood swingin' large Cars around the block with the stars on the sidewalk Every stop lights a show case, not lexuses Brothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus (Biz Markie) Ya, that's cool, Y'all doin' your thing But look what they did to that man Rodney King They beat him, and stomped him, like a bunch of grapes When I seen him he looked like the Planet of the Apes (Humpty Hump) Ya you right, police don't act tight but in the riots yo California niggas wasn't scared to go At poh poh (Biz Markie) So yo, I'll take you down like Mavis Every Burrough is Thurough, don't forget Larry Davis (Both, trading lines, Humpty is first) We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homes Primo and Puff, Hump Easy E and 2Pac nigga Scott La Rock and Biggie nigga Compton Bronx Oakland Brooklyn Bridge Golden Gate, plus Huey Newton Malcom X You got rats Earth quakes Well at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos Oh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic nose What about your big ass head? What about your buck ass teeth? Your moms so black, I looked at her and thought that i was asleep Your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phone Come on man, why we can't get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends The odd couple (twice)