Nuttin' Nis Funky

*Schmoove sings for a bit* [Shock G] Yeahhh, well we're back with another one Comin hard and got suckers on the run You say, "You guys are known for havin' fun" Yeah well we'll do what has to be done for us to be number one And you ain't never heard nuthin this funky son You ain't never heard nuthin this funky ever, it's too clever Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs The head, my friend And you will never hear nobody rap like this again [Big Money Odis] You ain't heard nuttin this funky brother, it's like no other You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah The real McCoy this ain't no toy or another How do we do it? (Shock G: Yo go ask your mother) The freak needers, the beat leaders Let me tell you somethin, you ain't heard nuttin this funky Peter So listen up as we begin Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X) [Big Money Odis] The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer We're the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the tweeters Funky dope MC leaders Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders [Shock G] The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer Mothersucker perpetrator slayer Layin down the law like the Mayor You're out of luck, Hucklebuck, I'll suck you up like a Now or Later You say that you're a trooper, then I'm Darth Vader You're a Cowboy, then I'm a Raider [Big Money Odis] You can't compete cause you're incomplete and need to be completed You're style is weak you're obsolete and need to be deleted Short on the things that you needed So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated [Shock G] If you worked in a kitchen, it'd be sweeter From the rappin that I hear, you'd make a better egg beater A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter You're through, you're a court and we're leaders We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire Well you ain't heard nuttin this slick you trick Cause you're a flick from a Bic and we're a bonfire [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X) *some scratching by DJ Fuze* [Big Money Odis] Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita Ask her for change to put money in the meter Didn't really need it just a smooth way to meet her Or a fly way to treat her She said, "I'm hungry" so I took her out to feed her She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater I said, "Yo, eat how ya like" then took her home and G'd her [Shock G] The definition of a funky rhyme master Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster Ya see, that style isn't hard at all The object of the game is to have a ball y'all And to see who can come the funkiest Lot of MC's think it's just a speed contest They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast? We come from different cities and we're coast to coast ya see But right now we're based in Oakland (Odis: Oakland) Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin Yo bro I'm not jokin Leave MC's standin still with their mouths hangin open Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky [both] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (2X) [Shock G] Leave a sucker standin still confused Cause he never heard nuttin this funky [SG+HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky [Humpty] Ahh yeah [Odis] Why don't you tell em Hump [Od+HH] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky [Humpty] Whassup y'all, Humpty Hump in the house [Od+HH] Cause you ain't HEARD nuttin this funky [Odis] Yeah [Humpty] You know what? [Od+HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky [Humpty] Let me bust a rhyme, c'mon [Odis] Get in [Humpty Hump] You ain't heard nuttin this funky son, we're number one Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it's done With professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind Have you ever heard anything this funky son? (Yeah man, I was out on the street These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...) You ain't heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure? My mouth's on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga And when I squeeze I'mma getcha You never heard nuthin this funky now didja! And if you're large, we're bigger You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals Yo Schmoove kick the vocals *Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches* *DJ Fuze keeps scratchin* *8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back* [Humpty Hump] Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals Yo Schmoove kick the vocals *Schmoove sings some more, up to the end*