No Nose Job

Ruth, send in the next patient Dody Oh Doh, nobody no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job Dody Oh Doh, nobody no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job Dody Oh Doh, nobody no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job Dody Oh Doh, nobody no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job People say, "Yo, Humpty, Now that your records is selling Ain't it about time for you to be bailing Out, of the community and place that you come from? Yo, Your face has got to change, son Now the ___ says your making more than Donald Trump So, Yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump." [Sit down - Wait a minute Uh uh, no - Get in the chair - Listen:] Now the Black girl wants to get her lip tucked She says, "Doc, I want the slim lips So I'm a slim figure." The White girl says, "My hips are not big enough And, yo, doc, inject the collagen to make my lips bigger." All of these so-called 'celebrities' Are selling millions of records And claiming no responsibility A young girl sees you on the TV show She's only 6 Says, "mama, I don't like my nose" Now, why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head So you could get another gold waterbed? You fake hair, contact wearing, liposuction carnival exhibit Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it: Dody Oh Doh, no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job Dody Oh Doh, no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job Dody Oh Doh, no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job (And ya don't stop) Dody Oh Doh, nobody no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job I smell the message from the tee vee Does my Humpty nose deceive me? Smells like "the Blacker the whacker" Polly wants to be a cracker If you let her But it seems to me The bigger the nose The better It says, "The Whiter, The righter" Oh yeah, well that's tough Sometimes I feel that I'm not Black enough I'm high yellow My nose is brown to perfection And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction So catch me on the beach I'll be getting a tan But make sure there's no mistake Humpty Hump is from the Mother Land Laying in the sun String bikini between the buns of two cuties Still mackin' There'll be no nose job Dody Oh Doh, no nose job Said dody oh do no nose job ... [Come on Humpty, let's get out of here...] [Dr Cook: Hello, My name is Doctor Cook, I'll be handling your surgery today Humpty: Surgery, I don't want no surgery Dr Cook: Yeah, but your going to be a big star Humpty: Star? Look, I'm already a star Dr Cook: A big star, kid Humpty: Yall don't understand, man Dr Cook: Big, really big. Get his legs... Humpty: I don't wanna... yo, put me down Dr Cook: Come on, don't worry about it. Don't worry about a thing. Calm down, you're going to be fine. Sedative. Scalpel. Knife. Gauze pads... tape. Ok, we're going to be alright, don't worry about it...]