Harvard

How's your new Ivy League girlfriend? Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand? And I'm not sorry I just hope you trust her more than me You never wanted to date a college girl Well, I hope you got something out of that deal Or made your parents proud I bet she's not as loud Does it feel better To be in an Ivy League sweater? Put your work shoes on And talk about her at your shitty job Does it feel better In that cold Boston weather? Fuck your Ivy League sweater You know I was better Fuck your Ivy League sweater