My Life Is a Porno

[Verse 1] Uh yo that dropped out what the fuck? How do I, hang on… Oh there we go Shits fuckin' banging, okay, yo Yeah, uh, first up I’d just like to say Fuck you, Thomas Look at me now Up in fucking Zef Studios, South Africa Where are you? Still living at your mum’s house Anyway, tell her I say hi [Verse 2] Yo my life is a porno Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow Like this one chick with the fat bum, and the tight little corn rolls Woke me up and said, “Smiley I’ve got a sore throat” “And sore bum from last night”, yeah, I’ve got a fat dick When she first saw it she was like, “It’s fuckin gigantic!” In the candlelight, I made the vibe all nice and romantic She was way impressed, she said, “I’ve never sucked a dick that big!” I don’t really like skinny bitches, I prefer thicker chicks My dick's obviously not small, but Ninjas got a bigger dick His dick is a miracle, I can’t take my eyes off it I promise I’m not ga,y but I kind’ve admire it I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he’s a really good rhymer When we hit the town, we drown in a fuckin' sea of vagina I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice Plus all the girls there really like fucking famous guys I like girls company, but I’m also happy to stay at home All day alone, high as fuck, wanking to Game Of Thrones I really miss Khaleesi, Game of Thrones was my favorite show If I dated her, we wouldn’t fuck straight away, we’d just take it slow Girls think I’m mysterious 'cause I fuck with a mask on I’m not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby I last long 'Cause if a girl doesn’t come then I feel like a failure Smiley: a young OG from Australia