Captain Speakin'

[Mary Brown] Hello, this is Mary Brown and I'm your sterwardess Thanks for flying B.M.P. Airlines Fasten your seatbelts to prepare for takeoff And now, your captain [Diamond Shell] Now all aboard, just prepare yourself For a dangerous ride, so please fastern your seatbelts All systems go, turbos kicked on Countdown - three two one, we're gone As I got the shift, the pedal's down to the floor We can circle the earth, in a minute or more So please be my guest to let yo' heads rest And the seat reclines like a streamlined mattress Upon takeoff, please remain in your seats Cause we'll be at the altitude of eighty-thousand feet Now, one more rule durin launchtime Yo please observe the no smokin signs We'll hit warp speed, travel fast through a time port Then, the time is right so we split like divorce court Sit back, max and relax and stay strapped And huh, over and out this is your captain This is your captain speakin [Mary Brown] We are now flying at an altitude of eighty-thousand feet We may be facing a little turbulence So keep your seatbelts fastened And let Diamond Shell, rock on [Diamond Shell] It's a perfect night, the stars are just right And at this height, I just love bein in flight And I just might, take you to another dimension zone So far, that you could never get home So get on board, as we prepare to leave the dock Now strap in, as we break out like the chicken pox Grab hold of somethin stable, and don't let go Because the G force will pulls ya down to the floor You're intrigued by the smooth slow flow of a ship so slow That's still swift and I know that you know There's no need to try to be what you're not G That's called a wannabe, so take advice from me We spent a long time comin, and we travelled a far Great distance even greater than those between a star Sit back, max and relax and stay strapped And huh, over and out this is your captain This is your captain speakin [Mary Brown] We hope you're enjoying your flight We will be serving refreshments If you have any questions, please ask me, Mary Brown Or your co-pilot, DJ D.O.C [Diamond Shell] The last (??) of flight, the landing gear's being lit down Return to your seats, strap in, sit yourself down No cigars no cigarettes, no smoke or nothin else If somethin happens, you might choke yourself Please return your seats to the position of upright And prepare for somethin smooth, cause I'm right And, the ink from the pen is like a drug Except it's pushed by me, not some narcotic dealin thug So yo, that makes me the captain of your flight The pusher the provider rap is legal so it's alright And therefore, no cops play me close or scout me And plus there's no wack TV commercials about me Take as much as you want, you could never O.D On the D to the I to the A, M-N-O-D The average I'm not, I'm five steps above that Plus what I'm sellin, don't give bad flashbacks Bad trips is not included just a pumpin good time Some scratches a beat, and a Diamond Shell rhyme Plus my rhyme takes you higher than that crack you buy So take flight with the Captain and give Shell a try And if you fiend for a hit, yo don't steal from a friend Just buy the tape and just play it again This is your captain [Mary Brown] Our flight has now ended We thank you for choosing B.M.P. Airlines And remember, on your next flight Let Diamond Shell rock on.. rock on.. rock on.. {*echoes*}