Suffolk's Most Wanted

[Intro] Calling all cars, we have an all-points bulletin out for two Caucasian males The first, R.A. The Rugged Man The second being, Diabolic Wanted in connection with a series of bar fights With outstanding warrants for: Public intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally just smoking up Over [Verse 1: R.A. The Rugged Man] Yo, better than the best, making a head burst to the best experts My worst verse is better than your best verse Compared to me? I'm Rakim and you're Fred Durst You're a snitch and betrayer, I'm the clip-sprayer You're a bitch licking popsicles that are dick flavor I've got a vengeance, I'll murder, leaving you dead and beheaded I'm leaving more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic Thought you was believing atheism and hating religion And replacing 'religion' with 'patriotism' I'm murdering and I'm mutilating any peg and a Mason It's living, it's black, steal our chaos when I break into prison The bloody ape is arisen I'm the creation of freebase And in the streets when the police chasing The track lubricated in Vaseline I'm beat-raping Filthy rapper that's rapping in pack in the mid when I'm packing the pen I'm massacring men, I'm hated by Buddhists, Baptists and Catholics and the pope of the Vatican Hated by Satanist Hindus, hated by Madonna while she's following Kabbalah I'll slap you up and slam you like Hogan versus Kamala whether Bush or Obama It’s a soap opera, I’m the embodiment of Cold Crush and Bambaataa You dudes is feminine girly rappers, spitting bitch bars That ain't spitting, that's your mouth having a vaginal discharge I'm on a mission like Moses when he was headed to Pharaoh And I'm more deadly than the murderous hands of Edwin Valero, come on [Chorus] No one gives a fuck about these scumbags In Suffolk County and we wear these colors proudly Coppers need to up the bounty If these suckers run their mouth we snap and act too fucking rowdy (Suffolk County that's the place we live) (Ain't nobody stopping this here) (Suffolk County that's the place we live) (You'll get your snotbox bust you press up on this) [Verse 2: Diabolic] Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and Drive it from the motherland with guns in hand And buck the fans it's summer jam, understand? But Rugged Man's up in there in a bathrobe and Underwear, chugging beer grabbing A fat bitch by her fucking hair yeah yeah Yeah yeah, we'll have them all running scared Jumping chairs till they trample every motherfucker there From the jungle where there's lions, tigers and a bunch of bears Oh my, most die but he's so high he doesn't care Was it fair? Probably not, Papi that's just poppycock I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's throwing body shots (Bah!) Karate chop some hottie’s twat till it's Mollywhop Punani popping models running trains like a hobby shop (Choo choo) No lollipop, candy coating shit for cutie pies Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and checking UTIs (Ew) I'll make a movie like Sun Doobie if the booty's fly Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies in a hoopy high Stupid, yours truly flying over the cuckoo's nest Hungry like I'm out in Budapest chewing human flesh (Yum) Moving through your set with the same Suffolk squad Hustle hard, smack a juice head and jack his muscle car (Bitch) Getting drunk in bars, breaking jaws where trouble starts My train of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R A couple stars from Stony Brook to Huntington Running in the spotlight, don't let these motherfuckers in [Chorus] [Outro] Officer needs assistance, officer down! Suspects last seen fleeing south on Route 110 in a stolen police cruiser with their middle fingers out the window screaming, "Fuck the police!" Uh, uh, we- we lost them Uh, awh shit, we lost them Whereabouts unknown *stammering* Ahhh, fuck