Asshole

Haha. This is feel good music right here man (yeah it is). Johnny Vegas you played your cards right on this one homie. I'm just tryin' to make y'all feel good with this here (feel right). I really am, I'm serious (uh-huh). This is uplifting music. Na, wait a minute fuck y'all (yeah fuck y'all) [Verse 1:] I shoot up the needle breaks, got deceitful traits At the last supper, stealing food off people's plates Dodging thieves and jakes for this cheese I chase The cool villain, sellin' school children weed I lased Bolic needs his space, so he'd appreciate If the population of New York would gladly leave the state I'm don't believe in faith, I believe that Jesus H Left me here phening, to scream in a devil's face So my words come to life when I tour in hell I don't write, my rhymes they go record themselves Got a mind of their own, and some organ sells They plot against me, they open the trap door, I fell Hit rock bottom, now I got problems, no solution Money talks, speaking in tongues, it's so confusing No conclusion, drink away the soul pollution Black out on Black House smokin' dro then puke it Chorus: I'm a asshole when I'm walking the streets Sayin' fuck cops while they walkin' the beat And I'll be there, 'till I'm in a coffin deceased So watch what the fuck you say when you're talkin' to me [2X] [Verse 2:] Yo I'm the pure demon with door keys and the four seasons Force feeding your whore semen 'till the score's even Before breathing I opened my two eyeballs Reached for the stars and made your blue skies fall Ain't my fault my brain just came apart I'm tryin' to keep it together like the game on Change Your Heart You play the part, I ain't in the same regards I'm in the hood lace, foot race, with a st. benard Got a paper to chase but it made an escape So I'm raising the stakes, takin' combinations from safes Agents and Jakes watchin' every single movement So Bolic keep an eye out like that singer Houston I stick to boozin', it makes things confusing Drinkin', puking, porn, and the diamond rings I'm boosting Promoting violence, just praying I'll reach I'm not just an asshole, I'm an inspirational speaker Haha Fuck y'all [Chorus] [Verse 3:] Yo, I'm close to the edge, the next man is over it Got wifey pushing buttons like Def Jams' promoting it So I throw the dick ten Holding a heartbeat (or hard beat), and the heartbeat's optional I'm chuggin' Belvedere knowing hell is here When I battle Satan, an image of myself appears I'm like fuck it, two dutches and a twelve of beer Cause either you just shit yourself, or I can smell the fear So tell these queers who claim to clap and shoot They got me loosing my patience like a mal-practice suit I booby trap the booth to see four so when the door close I'll separate your limbs from your torso Made your whore go to some distinctive doctor She complained how I drew blood when I finger popped her I'm the type to wipe my ass with the best you did I'm ready to die, so why the fuck would I let you live [Chorus]