Dirty Bastard Freestyle

Who's the best MC I'm one of them Producers want me to holla them Cause when people hear my tune They put E's in their mouth and swallow them I'm back on this ting so it's on again You better start defusing the bomb again I got so much girls on my dick I'm surprised I ain't got a new baby mum again I'm a born leader so I don't follow men If I popped your tom, don't go and buy a new one Cause I'll pop your tom again And make you wanna go live with your mum again I'm not on a voom mai long again I might bowl through just like donkey kong again Think I might do a next chinese song again Smoke a quarter of cheese ina - YO I'm a dirty guy I'm ever so dirty minded Sitting here, watching the girls go by Thinking what I'd do to them, if I got my hands on them Cause I'm a dirty bastard After she sucked my dick, bust my nut in her face And her face looks plastered Take my dick out her mouth Then slap her in the face with it She says that she loves the taste of it She wanted me to dip it in brandy Then she came through with the lubricant That shit came in handy Then she started rubbing her clitoris And was talking about she wants me inside her So I opened up her legs She told me to open them wider So I spread them as far as I could Then I drilled her out like a power screw driver How much is it to mine in a taxi? She said it was only a fiver So I thought I'd stay a bit longer Cause I wanted to bust on her face again But she wanted me to bust on her belly She wanted it recorded on camera You dunno it was HD ready After we finished our nastiness She wanted to watch it on telly So I made her have a big orgasm She thought she could fly like R Kelly You dunno I'm a dirty bastard Ok darling that would be my pleasure If you look at the end of a rainbow I guarantee you'll find lots of treasure Or you might just find a pearl necklace The ladies say I'm too reckless They say I'm a pornstar in the making I was doing this girl from the back She couldn't believe how much cock she was taking She held my dick like a microphone Then she started spitting on it Then she licked off her saliva Then she said that she felt like sitting on it This girl was a fucking freak Trust me I couldn't fucking speak I didn't know that recieving so much pleasure Could make you so fucking weak I couldn't take no more blud I bust my nut too much times This girl had too much energy I think she sniffed too much lines But it weren't nothing to me though Trust me it was all good times You could see all the condensation On the window when I opened the blinds We both thought alike like two great minds After a long session of sex I like to smoke a spliff to unwind You dunno I'm a dirty black bastard That's why I'm gonna stay on time Go to sleep with money on my brain And wake up with sex on my mind