Evil Like Me

[Intro 1: Dove Cameron] Look at you, look at me, I don’t know who to be, Mother Is it wrong? Is it right? Be a thief in the night? Mother Tell me what to do [Intro 2: Kristen Chenoweth] I was once like you, my child, slightly insecure Argued with my mother, too, thought I was mature But I put my heart aside and I used my head Now I think it’s time you learned what dear old Mama said: [Chorus 1: Kristen Chenoweth] Don’t you wanna be evil like me? Don’t you wanna be mean? Don’t you wanna make mischief your daily routine? Well, you can spend your life attending to the poor But when you’re evil doing less is doing more Don’t you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad? Don’t you wanna be very very good at being bad? [Verse 1: Kristen Chenoweth] I have tried my whole life long To do the worst I can Clawed my way to victory Built my master plan Now the time has come, my dear For you to take your place Promise me you’ll try to be An absolute disgrace [Chorus 2: Kristen Chenoweth] Don’t you wanna be evil like me? Don’t you wanna be cruel? Don’t you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool? And when you grab that wand, that’s when your reign begins Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins? Don’t you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone? Don’t you wanna be finger-lickin’ evil to the bone? [Verse 2: Kristen Chenoweth] This is not for us to ponder This was pre-ordained You and I shall rule together Freedom soon regained Mistress of the universe Powerful and strong Daughter, hear me, help me, join me Won’t you sing along? [Outro: Kristen Chenoweth (Dove Cameron) {Both}] {Now we’re gonna be evil, it’s true, never gonna think twice} (And we’re gonna be spiteful) Yes, spiteful, that’s nice In just an hour or two our future’s safe and sure This mother-daughter act is going out on tour If you wanna be evil and awful and free Then you should thank your lucky star That you were born the girl you are The daughter of an evil-licious queen like me!