Kanye West

Mic check Mic check We Unplugged its good It's all good Yeah so when you gonna bring the baseline On the eight thats cool Got the hook that go like Hook: Why you gotta be such an asshole And why you gotta be such an asshole (hold up) Why I gotta be such an asshole And Why I gotta be such an asshole She call me said you wanna catch a flick I ain't' doing nothing so I'm with the check Copped one and then I went and got my ticket ripped You independent right? Buy your own ticket bitch My friends say she was a freak though So I ask her for some sex under the sheets, whoa I crossed the line like Jordan at the free throw, she walked out on me But at least I got some sleep though A homeless man asked me for some money I ain't have I said I'm broke but I can get you food up on the ave He said that's cool, but dude, I asked you for some cash Don't know if you a piece of shit or just a fuckin' ass I said hey, you walk up to a thousand people in a day And ten percent of that get you a dollar and some change That a hundred dollars a day, for seven days a week That's seven hundred dollars bitch, you makin' more than me muthafucka Hook: Why you gotta be such an asshole Why you gotta be such an asshole So why I gotta be such an asshole So why I gotta be such an asshole Going to an all white dinner in all black Eating with my elbows at the table and all that Burping and eating chicken and spittin the bones out Feet up on the table like I'm in my own house And if you got a problem don't be calling my phone bro Could be my grandma I'mma answer like yo yo Respect her to the fullest for the rest yall, yall can catch a bullet I'm on the suicide hotline telling you to pull it Told shawty we just friends she said hold on After I let you hit it thought the feeling was so strong on I say you're cool as hell and got a body and so on But the kind of face I make the naked eye put some clothes on hold on I'm from the city where they love you and hate what you're doing Walking the street I'll bet they bump you and just keep it moving Old lady told me be a gentleman and get the door I walked around and told her that she taking too long Hook: And why I gotta be such an asshole And why I gotta be such an asshole And why you gotta be such an asshole Why you gotta be such an asshole