Military Rap

Alright you maggots! Get it up! Do you love me? I can't hear you! Pick em up and put em down You're in the army now We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too Shoulders back and stomach in We'll teach you discipline Mother's sons and father's daughters - shut it up and follow orders Study up on weaponry The m-16, the m-15 Sammy knows the enemy Flim flam big slam tell the major what you see Hut hut hut hut! Ayattolah rock the house (? ) with minnie mouse Donald duck is going red Goofy's working for the feds 8 ball in the side pocket I just shot my last rocket! I'm coming back! They're on my tail! Aren't you glad I escaped from jail? Bangkok rocks! Bangkok rocks! Girls on the strip It's a one way trip Bangkok rocks! Patpong, patpong, patpong Bangkok rocks! Soldiers dine for free Nato's up a tree Tours at 9 and 3! Go now, pray later It's a lay-away plan! Free vacation in iran! Stop and see the middle east Miles and miles of lovely beach Get that coppertone tan on radioactive sand Those at home just got a directive All report to the neighborhood collective 10 hours a day making makeup so the girls at the front can be more attractive If I die on the russian front, bury me with russian mud If they drop us in the east, (? )